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Show "fmsinoi gtoh Thi Flrit Drop Count. Perey Molly, for your aake I'd ahed the teat drop of my blcud! Molly Ye, all toiing men eay that. Rut Mimthow they aswii tery careful never lo ihi-d the flrat drop. New Yorl.er. The Deit Place for It. "I'd like to inakaaaocil, Mfebet on the election," aa'd Chinee. "What would you advlae?" "I'm )ocr money In It, by all mean," ret lied Mr. Wlee. "In what?" "A good aafe." Who Waa Conceited! "If there' anything I Into It' a conceited lemon, and tbat Hlowlcy Is cert-ilnly tho limit." "What make you think him ecu-celled ecu-celled ?" "I lo told aomcono bo knew r.l much a I know." A Momy-Maklng Combination. Krlcrd How are you doing now? Scrlbnlcr Klral rale Hcv. Mr. flnlnttlo and I havo gono Into partner hip. Making morry band over flit. "Kb? How do you manage?" "I wrlto book nnd bo donouncr thorn." Now York Weekly. Nothing Fait About Him. Glidy (ilghlng) Oh, dear, ha hain't proponed yet. Ktltcl Well, wlut can you expect of a chap who never run hla auto over ten mllea an hour! I'uck. A Common Occurrence. Wl'o Thnt'a n pretty logond about l.eander being drowned whllo trying to wlm the Hellearflrt to Hero. Isn't tt? Ilurbnnd IhirUraleil continually In modern life, my dear. Wife I don't unileralinil. Iltisbsnd Hiery day I henr of ao-no man going under bo-suan ho nllOTipt-ed nllOTipt-ed to "eomo acron" In reiporio to hli wlfn' demands, Hla evening Welcome. Nowllwed "Vy wlfn I n very thorough thor-ough nnd methodical hnitiokeepcr. Sim' n groit troublo aaver." Nneget "Sn'a mine. All the troublo trou-blo a"ie ha during tho lay ahe aave up to tiro at mo when I eomo homo nt night" Spelling ard Dlcectlon. Tnwne "My objection tn these French ritnnrnnta Is tho dimrnlty of underatandlng what tho menu aay. I nr t read the names ut bait tl. lubes. Kit o of tbeat aro haul i uu.u ettn to spe'I ' lirowne- Well, my exinrlene- Is tint mol of Ihe-n apetl IiiJiki tio.i I'hllaUcIi till I'res. Too Light. "Ugbt" Kranteel .r. Sklnnay, who was l.elag unco i forubly rrum'ed bv the lolly looking fat man, "tl.cio carr should charge by weight.' "Think nr rcrlled the fat min "why. they'd lurdly think It wor j white to atop for you." Thiers Is, Insfesd. City IMItrr Why do jou sar ho rai Irto the pollen tttlon "piifllng nn .blowing"? "I'tiltlng" and "blowing arts ayronymous. ItepoHer Not nt all Thn-o's r vast difference, for Inrlanee b-lwoes putting a man up and blowing him up Literal Fulfillment of a Prsdlcllon. "Illgsley ought lo ho much plento) mer tho aucce uf ono of his propho ole." "How was Hat?" "Why. he sld that n certain llt'lt fellow who used to work In an adjoining adjoin-ing irtlco wai bound to rise In the world." "And did It omo tmo"" "Yea Tho boy grew up and becamo an expert porch climber." Ho Wai Envious. Tho flroom Yuu Icok envlou, old mtn Hert Man Well, I am. The (Irooni (thinking he' It) Ot whom? licit Man Of the mlnlitor. Ho told mo you gave him 110. Hadn't Tried It. Mrs. rinklelgh-llavo you tried that new complexion cream thnl baa Just been placed on the market? Mrs. Newrlch No; I don't tblnkoui milkman handles IL No Mistake. Illggs roor Illowllil The fool-killer fool-killer grt blm at list. HIkis Why. I thought It was a cas of suicide. Dlggs Ho It was. Aiked and Aniwered. I'rofeescr If n ratleit had drunk sulphuric acid what would you glvo him? Medical Student I'd give him up. Tho Fictitious Dootjick, "Tbat Thomas cat must bo very old." said tho first fetlno. "I guess ho Is." replied tho other. "Oh. ho must be.or elso he's Just uslni; his Imagination, lto clilms to liste seen a bcotjick onco In his young days." |