Show The Th NUTCRACKER NUT NUTCRACKER NUTCRACKER CRACKER Another sure sign ot of spring Is Isan isan Isan an announcement by the commit commit- committee committee tee that the football rules have been changed again There arent aren't more than thirty million tans fans In the world who are satisfied with aith the football rules as they stand at present That's why the dozen sages Wh make up the rules committee get together every year and twIst them all d like untamed spaghetti on a fork This time lime the official have taken the forward pass and bitten n their ornate ml- ml Initials Ini Initials In Its hind legs and otherwise messed It arouni The Idea now In regard to the pass Is that It must be used spar spar- sparingly sparingly It at at all somewhat after the manner mann of ot electric chairs chains and reptile bites It If at It first you do not succeed with Ith It you are not to try aln without without- suffering a a five yards ards penalty a tweak ot of the horn a kick In the pants and Indictment on the ground round of ot moral turpitude The remodeled modeled legislation has four purposes all of ot which are arc arci i designed to keep the public ac- ac ac acquainted with the fact there thue Is such a a 8 thing as a football rules committee Football was getting too much like basketball bask complained the big birds who authorized the change They probably got this Idl idea front from witching watching Harvard Huvard play When l Knute Rockne of ot Notre lotre Dame was asked what he thought ot of curbing the pass he Is reported to have said I 1 dont don't care what they do as a long DA as a they still count six elx points for tor a 8 touchdown Vera the Countess of ot Applecart a was even e more She said ald Be It ever eer so 10 Jumbled there Is no place like Ellis Is- Is Island Is h Island land Jand And as the governor of ot Florida said uld to the governor of ot California United we stand subdivided its an allotment Or to quote the Smith and Wu on boys boy all the shooting for |