Show Today hark to Ie Mary Thc Garden I na r o of firs 1925 l ruth PAth of I muc Colleges I J ny fly n A ARTHUR BIUS XE Copyright 1926 by Star Col Co Co Ladles Ladies that would be middle aged gentlemen too with ft fat tiko tako tho un mine Una lIne cure listen ll to Mary Mry Garden Carden That able abl singing lady betor sho ho sailed fall d for Europe sipped a farewell t glass or two of champagne In dry dry America dis dl coursing thus thu Doctors Doctor slid 1 I needed an oper over operation lIon I I didn't want an any I t was wa af gaining weIght wela vf l lu I didn't want that I hUe hv my villa tilla on th the edge ads of o the l In the mornIng J I put on my roy bathing bathing- suit and swim out half halt a a kilometre Sty liy man mn rows out to moot meet me In a t boat bot and swims swim back to the short ehor leaving mo me m alone alono In my glory dorr I climb Into tho boat take off orr everything I have havo hav on absolutely everything stretch out In the tho th bot bottom tom torn of the boat bont and take tak R a suit awl b bath th for an hour It If the sun un he fin he-fin gins to burn I dip up the salt ailt wa WI water ter and nd sprinkle my body That stop elop the th bUrning Thanks to sunshine doctors doctora have stopped talking about oper- oper oper operations I have tavo grown crown thin as 8 a you see eon although I eat and drink what I like For exercise I play ten tennis ten ten- nis Now ow you OU know Buy yourself a aVilla aYilla aVilla Villa on the Mediterranean an or get geta c ta a waterfront lot on the or Pacific and take Mary Oar Gar don dons don's prescription It If no water wt r is 1 I convenient build a flat Jat lit platform On In your root roof and take tako sun INn un batha up there Actinic rays ray wilt will do the rest rut E D fin Ei-fin gIn gradually five minutes at first stretching It out to an Sn hour Keep your head ere co covered with black ck or lark dark green Croen material matt rIal ActinIc Actinia ta ray that kill dIsease Kerms germa and anI destroy fat at ar are bad for the tho th brain That 5 why hY white while men cannot endure endur endure the tho Ih sunlight of tropical count countries rice The The Th one danger dancer for lor Calvin and lila election re-election prospects prospect In 19 Hit 1328 as I 5 tho world orld court foolishness m And thoo seeking to push this Into 11 the league legue of nations through h the backdoor of the world court are r the th very mer men that want Pres Prea President Id ident nt Coolidge ro elected The Th third term term tradition Is I not nol InvOlved President Coolidge hM hal been elected only once 1921 1928 wOuld be his second election But Dut ut mil toil toil- nil lions lions Ilona that voted for President nt Coolidge ai M they did for tor President rd lI harding I believing In the th e eto to keep li ep them out of European en- en en en und and to run the tha United S States t government for the th Amen Ameri American can people not not for Europe Europe- would Europe would bitterly resent treachery In that direction The Th league Is 13 an Insecure a ag- ag aggregation of nations nation u suSpecting ond hating each other A rO rope rap e of ot an I It Is no to o Pr President Coolidge to attach lii hI his 1929 political cal wagon wacon to that kind of or a a rope Mr Kr Mrs n It H It Jt Carson wife of l a clergyman Is dead fled Bed Bedridden ridden n nearly 20 years year Y to turn her head bead she ah held hell Iii In her stif- stif stiffened stif stiffened fingers finders a small mirror And In tn It she was waa Wa able abl to see lIeen s ra n 0 little of o the blue sky Three years agO ogo she he wrote My Mt patch Of ot niu Diu U I Th There rell a bit of blu blue across the th street treet Which I have learned to lovS lovOne One end of It reSts rest on the hous hOuse hOuse- hOusetops tops high other on the Ih heaven hea b avena above c The last verse vers But I am m In ire Gods God's love Ion lov l an an merc mercy Will lead me roe safely through And In my very hUrt of h hUrts hearts art artHe lIe He can put A n patch of blue The Tho patient releaSed at aIa laSt Jut t from her suffering now hu has for her h r borne hoin il lot t u us hope the tho whole blue sk Ik sky We Wo appreciate that which we lack How many of the th earths earth's sixteen hundred million human be- be bIDS lugs logs especially of ot those thor that liv In cities clUes ever look at the tho th sky ky or remember that It Is there th r t hundreds The Th bootleggers take tako lak their hun bun of millions million mil Ilona Get G t rich take tak a thousand mIlLions lV every ry Y year r l from me the people of the United StAtu A practical pr l politician ot of New NewYork NewYork's York Yorks York's Fourth ward might n w II say laY ay The Th people ate are ar there to o be robbed Why Wily hot not rob them thein th mt The farmer will make the th old 1 text t Md read ad Put not your faith In politiCians or any child or man Last tall fall In N Nebraska brasKa a when wh n corn corll was VU worth 71 75 cents a bush bushel l far far mets were told Dont sell tell yOur corn hold It The Th party Is II planning wonderful things for you ou etc elc elc etc Innocent farmers larmere arm rs In Nebraska alone ke kept t bushels buth I of last lut years year's year corn corD crop Now Nov It is II worth IS 53 cents Instead of 75 15 7 cents a bush bushel And th the farmer h hlll has lost lot Pr President Coolidge's rather father dIed practically penniless L Just Jut before he died he deeded to his son the farm on which the tho president was born Will the th government Iro under under- undertake und take to e collect t a a tax us ax on that girt gift front from father to son Probably not as a the tho value of ot the tho farm Is li very small But how preposterous Is I the suggestion that fathers should hould houlbe be bc taxed for givIng properly property rIght fully their own o to their own chil- chil children children dren or to the mother of those thOM ren t When will that silly tax be repealed T |