Show SWay YOUR hid InCH ENCLE WAR AR TIMES WAll W AR l HEATH DEATh TH R CANT CAN'T UE DC GAY SAY GAYA GAYA I A GREAT ChEAT MIRACLE By DJ ARTHUR BRISBANE B 1 1926 1 by The Th Star ISlaI Co Nations Nation and anil Individuals have hove I fl-I tt- tt fi financial troubles but not your Uncle Sam Secretary Mellon will wilt sell for him above par five hundred qs of bonds bearing 3 per percent percent cent Interest Owning more mor gold than all Europe paying hia hi war debt at nearly a billion dollars dollar a year Uncle Sam Is In easy circumstances circum circum- stances If lC only he h were allowed to re- re remain remain re remain main at ease not dragged drafted Into the league of nations through the world court That league leacue of nations planned for tor peace already has haa a fIght of Its own on Britain wanted Germany Gormany in toe league Germany was ws willinG France declared that Poland Spain and Brazil also should come como In with a full vote as allies and sym sym- sympathizers sym sympathizer with France Thus Thua a bloc would oppose and lie GermanIc Anglo bloc bloe The is to make Uncle Uncia Sam line up In the league with Germany and against the th French bloc Wouldn't it t be more for Sam tu stay slay ove over here pay his nid 1 1 mind his J O H bu business Men lien that say better beller say our n t the world orld court nothing to do with the League of o Nations But Dut In Europ re the they know all statesmen and newspapers of Importance affirm I United States State ertl liy cr-liy J Into th the world court Is ts to the tho e and ant imp tin tea co on A u the Cle t ft rf t the IS e league A national council for or the tho pre pre- prevention prevention pre prevention of war asks ask children to name the worlds world's twelve greatest heroes Prizes Prize of ot for tor eaCh hero are open to pupils In ary ary and higher hither elementary schools evet where Pathetic for tor the th prevention of war Is this All Al youe peo- peo p pl o-pl pie will mention military Itro I first Alexander Caesar Cae ir Napoleon will he h e In every lIst t h boys will drag dras In Wellington American boys will choose Washington Washing Gen Gen- Gen General eral cral Grant Gr nt 1 D n Lee Let Ocr Gel German man boys boya boy will nut t Frederick the Great and You Von Moltke at the top of the th list Not one child In ten thousand without prompting fro from In his lila elders t-Iders would mention Pasteur who gave ave his lire life lit to lo science Galileo who went ent to prison and risked torture for forthe forthe the truth or any of the th other real heroes We live In a a war o are oge e so our heroes are arc war heroes You Tou wont won't ont change chance that In or on generation or with prizes prize of each unfortunately What tune would y you yau I select for your funeral There Ther might be b a thousand answer answers n werK to that rang rang- ranging ran lot tog ing from the th funeral un rl march In InAlda Aids Aida to When Johnny Comes Marchin Horn Home In A M lIr Carlisle British ship shipbuilder builder who ho had his hi body cremated cremated cremated ed while the Ole waltz walts wait from The bier Mer- Merry bierry ry ller-ry ry Widow we was played wanted a cheerful funeral Nobody to no hymns no prayers no religious ceremony Carlisle Carlisles lau Barone Baroness von on on Versen when the th music started No wonder It Jt Is I not easy to make mak 1 P joke or even a plea pleasant ant party of death Add one to the th miracles miracle ot of acl el- el once enee nc Lt- Lt Lr Sunday morning be- be between be between tween S 8 and 32 a mn mon In New York and London talked through the theether ether r by wireless The miracles miracle re- re recorded r corded COrdell In various require complete f faith Christian Chi Ch the th miracles performed by Mohammed who throw threw handfuLs handful of or dust dUlt into the th air md and it Into Inlo troops troop of cay cay- and question sonic some oni of the Christian miracles miracle sending the th human voice vole three thousand milts miles mile across the th ocean There Ther Is III I something om very ing about science I IA A Montreal scientist dentist plants plant ther mite mitt his bla chemical Invention to burn up lea ice lc In tn the tho Allegheny river antS and tree free the th gorge e lly Is chemistry Ice like water Is one one- on third third oxygen Oxygen Is I necessary to fire fir Ire No oxygen no fire Yet combine two parts part of with one of ot oxygen and two gaul gasel become one liquId and the wa wn ter thus Ulus thu produced puts put out fire fira fir |