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Show congregation at the Pantages on Sunday morning before Christmas Christ-mas wouldn't agree with everything every-thing he said. That everybody got as much out of Christmas as they put into in-to it if they really had the real spirit of the Season. .''- That another queer thing in politics is how hard a man will work to obtain an office and then discover he has to be a little bit crooked to make it pay. , : That it has been said that Rudolph Ru-dolph Valentino has commenced growing whiskers. Wonder what nis lady admirers think. That we hope our neighbor state Wyoming will keep us post ed as to how it feels to be bossed boss-ed by a woman governor, to administer ad-minister capably and honestly the affairs of a state is a big and trying business. ; . , , That the Lord must like Ford cars since he made so many of them as Lincoln said of the common people. Did It Ever Occur to You That! we have to make some old things do, but we are assured assur-ed of one thing that is new we mean a New Year. That a Chicago man spanked his wife at a bridge party. 'It should only have happened in the privacy of his home. That the leading mining men of the State didn't appreciate the information that a certain party phoned them when he announced an-nounced -he had been administered adminis-tered a good "once-over" in Bingham. That it is always advisable not to try to bite oil more than you can chew. That the Christmas bills will soon be rolling in. That we still say the Z. 11. S is not the only worthless gaa bag the people of this country are supposed to maintain. That there is no necessity to fight for more liberty until we learn to handle what we've got. That our sidewalks are still covered with ice and snow and nobody makes even an attempt to abide by the ordinance. That the mother of one child, or less, is the one as a rule who advises, the mother of six how to manage her family. That if a subscription is dropped drop-ped off our list we usually get two more to fill its place. v That one shouldn't start the New .Year by feeling sorry for himself. ' That as long as the Bingham Stage line cars operate the people peo-ple of Bingham will spend their money in Salt Lake stores. That she was a blonde from Salt Lake and pretty and the boys fell. That some women don't ask their husband's advice in matters mat-ters until they decide what they are going to do. That the post office employees of Bingham Canyon have worked work-ed tirelessly and uncomplainingly uncomplaining-ly the past two weeks. Will you not admit the fact that they are entitled to a raise in salary. That there are many ladies who seem to forget the fact that men cannot use neck ties for suspenders. That there are other puzzles that lead to mighty cross-words sometimes. That as a rule a lawyer will not hang on without a retaining fee, and when he says fee, he usually means cash. That the Governor of Wyoming Wyom-ing may say to the Governor of Texas "It's a long time between dresses." That bachelors are the most convincing proof that women . are very sensible creatures. That a man who stays out late at night is sure, sooner or later, to get into the habit of looking on the dark side of life. That our definition of news is something we wouldn't like to happen to us. That the fellow with money to burn, can generally find a flame to accomodate him. That food for thought is not chewed with wisdom teeth." That everybody connected with the Bingham posit office worked like Trojans for the past month. That Christmas has gone and with it its pains and pleasures. That persons don't need to be astronomers if they will persist in being personal. That a small town newspaper don't need to be mingled up with hell or its fire unless the "runner" "run-ner" so desires. That the justice will come without retaining a lawyer. - That the people of Bingham appreciated our Christmas edition. edi-tion. That there is not much Union about any business corporation that tries to ride the little man, irrespective of the name that is1 given it. That we made a visit and returned re-turned saiely Thanks be. That if we had edible Christmas Christ-mas cards they would no doubt be better appreciated. That the people of Salt Lake have realized the past week tliat there is a little' camp by tne name of Bingham on its outskirts. out-skirts. That the girl who is adjudged the healthiest girl in the U. S. A. goes to bed at eight o'clock nightly. That perhaps because the brotherhood oi man doesn't make faster progress is because it doesn't dress up in bed sheets and hold a torch-light parade. That there is the satisfaction in knowing the high cost of giving giv-ing question is settled once more for another year. That Congress adjourned foi the Christnxas holidays Well, we ought to be thankful for that That Honesty is too plentiful for any one man to have a monopoly mon-opoly of it. That Wisdom is known by tlu company it keeps out of it. That there are people whc would prefer a ton of coal to a Christmas card. That everyone of Dr. Goshen' |