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Show $ SOUTH WKST CjjQQC$ RULES FOR A MAN WHO IS CON- TEMPLATING MATRIMONY. Facta F. W. Cl its, a twite liman in th Oregon Railroad and Navigation Ft- w gfe I paries yards at Finland, ln a' collision betw.en two passdF r trams, caused by a dense fog. ? M. S. Largey, presdenl of the I6 .Saxingt lunk, of Ilutte, which cM'! its doors a short tln.e ago, lays! 'I K Augir-tu- s ilene will retire S" " the bank and Die bank will be 9 ' g.tnued and will reopen in the Fdr The Quick Lunch Fiend nlorr.t.bein, I A;1 ascertain when meeting an attractive young woman with whom' ' n.iKijtn uj,r. .,rr-- t.. n umu.an.Hiv....r. you may fall in love: Is she feelflah? Von ran lell this in ' rii.-n- , in Ofl tl f t to in. lllfllt-fthree waja. By the manner in which 'j t ' t) uf she listens to what you say, by tie H wnfitl m htw li ru.N m.uTKi ishi'.i S' way she accepts what you do for her M iw mat and by ttie difference hot ween the wtrr" she treats you and the way she treat.-other- s THE SH EARMARKS OF ABILITY. 10 j Is she fifkle? If she talks about light things she isnt Deep, she Is Is she extravagant ? lit the ''way she protests against your spending money on her, and alwavs arrange i cant matters so that help but do it. Is she a bad housekeeper? My the If she Iant style way aha dresses. and span, she isnt. If she 1, thou i X f con-;;jt.- w t( 1 W ( $ rf er I n world In Theyre way up good editor? should say so Look Art I long scissors he uses. AT THE at the The Quicker. Way, dow n . ptrth-wes- Ivn It he a mil I.lf - 1 - - (he and 1- was malt 111 Hie aimountemenr ui anile, Wyo, lait ink that fk- 'i Mu1 portion of the Oregon Short I!'1" bd ween Oi eeu River and OgdeS is t trued mei to the Union PaeMe, t intier 15, a new division will hepc-u- t d froni Rawlins, Wyo, to Ogijel Mrs Mary Phillips, w i of the ten-avof (he Phillips hotel Of Lana e, attempt, tl Mtlelde by drinking cdrBHc St id, but her daughter knocked the bottle from her. hand, preventing the swallowlngyif a large dose of thed"! Mrs Phillips ltyst a baby a few wKt ago, and it is believed her mind if affected. The State Bank & Trust eomptty. of Goldfield, is meeting with opp'l-tloin Its effort to prevail upon depositors to sign an agreement to accept their money In inatallmenta of 10 per cent In threa months, 20 per nt In si months, 20 per cent Infdne months and the balance at th eni ot J a year. Fire which for a time threaded the destruction of the Capital :bw-erat Helena, one of the largest establishments of its kind in the and other substantial bnlldiigs, destroyed the coal warehouse aadlce hon of the brewery. rElt hss, which is small. Is fully oovergg by Insurance. y y The Southern Pacific Railroad la preparing plans for th Section of a great electric power plfcl at Clark, a station sixteen miles ti&l of Sparks, Nev. The plant will 1m a capacity sufficient to supply Mlthe needs of the railroad termin Sparks and Itcno, and to funds! merclal current, V. L. Kline, the Goldfield b man who was shot and fatally d while in the act of stealing gam at the Nevada Goldfield tlon works, died st the count without recovering con Glpple, Klines accompl tj is feesaid to have made a complete One Thing or the Other. When field Fortum tackle men, WFre hither, thither hurled. Add then Us said f certain (ulks, , - - THK SOLUTION When you have satisfied your min. I that aha la all of these tilings, marry bar at onca. If you can get her, for the following reasons: Klrst, because If she really loves you she will change. Second, because If you love her. It will be so much more Interesting Third, because you are probably 'Mistaken about her, anyway. Judge. phr-iae- hi nr- Official den al is made of the I nil nl telt gr iphed from Helena i. nif than two labor orgajuz.idri lull wiihdiawn from tin- Montana fi rajivn of labor as a result of I ie a li god lioyciitt camiaigu agaiusttl tii II 1 el phone ; She la. Bet ethers, not ee lucky In TOa buffeting about. Are thu described, In pointed Poor thing, thcyra NOTES; All things n.nip to him who wait Peril tps Hints trie Well, let With no the e n ! v thiuss I got ( Imd to go ,i nU g. t em RACES. -- Metropolitan Airs. "Well, how Is cvety tiling progressing?" asked the patents hurn man, who had just returned from a aliseu.se, "Pruntytown gotug ahead any ? "Aw, you hetcha tit" promptly replied the landlord of the tavern, who was filled with local pride. Pruntytown Is getting metropolltaner and metropolltaner every day of the world! Why. lemma toll you; lillder- trvmer back,- t two-mont- loa-plt- cjuB-aes- s. ;oUhUMtiltoe4. a com; Just - modlous, new dressing room for th bloodhounds snd an Ice house for Ellxa. After this, when Uncle Toms Cabin cfinies to this town It can be .played Just exactly as Harriet Beecher 8towe wrote it? And if that aint going some, I dknow what youkUcall It. Puck. Exactly. think I know the secret of your daughter's nervous condition, my dear madam, but her youth Is In her favor. "Oh, doctor, what Is It?" She Is suffering from a cardiac fracture." "Oh, what heartbreaking news! -Baltimore Sun I Wnks 1 Just won ten dollars on horse that didnt have any tall. Winks I Just lost ten dollars on ee that didnt have any head. A ELECTRIC OR GASOLINE. Marie. there ence wee a girl named Marie T am lonely, eo lonely,' n!d he. Whea be asked her to wed. answered ami said: Tee. stree, yee, alree, yea, alree1- Milwaukee Sentinel. fill Would Got to Thom. Fireman 1 have the honor to announce that the Ore Is In the fourth story, and our ladders and hAse will reach only to the second. Captain Indeed! Then well hare t .Walt till the fiames come down to Mm second. - 187 warrants were atom out on November 7th for the amt of practically every saloon mania Spokane, on a charge of keeping pen on Sunday In violation of the lodt Sunday closing ordinance. Only dieteen saloons escaped. The movemat was started by the Law Enfonement t league of Spokane. One hundred men were throtn out of employment labt week by tie .sudden closing down of the Jay Gould mine, one of the richest properties In Lewis and Clark county, Montana. The action was taken on aceount of the decrease In demand for ora The property is owned by Chicago and Milwaukee capitalists. Frightened at the money situation, C. J. Atkinson, a laboring man, converted his sax lugs, $100. Into gold and deposited them in a buckskin aack In the second story of his house la Tacoma. Fire destroyed his horns and he barely managed to get his family out. ite found two $5 gold pieces and one 20 gold piece was melted Into a lump. The cause of a mysterious explosion during the fire In the pavilion In Cotumbla gaidens at Butte was disclosed when the exploded case of a Cordite shell was found Jn the debris. The shell had been part of a war exhibit. It was fired at the Spanish fort nt Manila bv Admiral Dewey's fleet May 1, 1MS, recovered later by a soldier In the First Montana Infantry and brought to Butte. What are said to be the flrs suits of the charartt-- r filed In ihe northwest Were Instituted in !h Federal court at Helena Inst week b.x n'ted St ites Attorney Rasch against Uio Northern Pacific and Great North, rn Hallway companies. Resp. cti.eb eighteen and twelve violation!, of )lt safety ,, a id d appliance act are albimages the sum of find ia ei. h instance. are 'sought. Th fbL U.i tHice.-found in alleged th loupUng apparatus. Henry Feruu-- i n, "P'ltv s'.re fish and game warden ot I! ieii irj, bas received a letter c i i'ltig a check for 2'H) from the It ro vtclutl ef New Yoik, the - i peP fected by President Ue--' wp, former President Cleveland rm. oih,-- t fof the protection of . Ik Th it, offered tbe reward for tie , ,,.e8 0j Vx Idaho Montana, and six-inc- h Hope for Him. 'Tin afraid," said the embryo statesman, that ill never be able to mold pebjlo opinion, Oh, I dont know, rejoined the political boss. "Some of the stories you Introduce la your speeches are Yaieton Our Varsity football team rather moldy. Chicago News. has a great coach this year Miss imple I should think theyd get an auto. Mexicos Indian Women. The beauty of Indian women Is one of the charms of Mexico. In the capital, where the Indian has dogen-t-rarethrough poverty and'Tuenlal serxice it is less to be remarked than In the smaller towns and In the conn-rMa I'C jKnuooently otercomety proper But the beautiful faces one takes vuIHUxe a6&i$luvcr in memory aav from Mexico are personal efforts lhoe of Indian women. Fine exes of the ore truly Koneicivl laxative are universal and. what one hardly exremeJy, Syrup oj tigs and Kluir afSevnt, which, eucihlos onctoorm regular pects, the feature,,, according to Uau asian fctandaids broad brows, hahifjj daily Soihat AS&i.ddnce fo n straight noses well formed mouths lure may he gradually dispensed and chins full but not gross or heavy when no Lr. cr needed asthehestof The expression is veiy generally when required, are to assist remedies, and often one is struck, both In nature net to supplant the rxetar. cud eggsIndian mpn and women, with the, not.l jiuxcti ui3, vdiu h must depend ulti The house martins had walled her bility and n finement of the counup for daring to take possession of tenance One frequently stes types tnaKly upon propel nourishment, their house. Country Life. uuong the pions that seem to belong proper cjh-- U,adrf4t lixing generally. to some highly ox tilled ancient caste To get its herxejtiial ejjecls, of way A Wori and Worse. an jmist of roxal blood, a buy the genuine The late Adtniia! ' 'ker," said a RomanEgyptian cenni-iatan Atec emperor. naval officer in W.n-hi- , x, "believed The women are urirf Senna lovely where heartily in marriage foi t ,.irg Heal they are beauthul. ai.d the men at Ui lrahu4cturv( ways urged sailors to wn Nautical their be,t In carriage. In manners and bachelors were held up to scorn by in countenance a:e strikingly like the him. xery adxanied product of clxlllzation. "Strolling with him in New York Modern Mexico. only one day we met a young r JT'LD GY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS rwur Admiral Walker balled the young man outwreon'y, far flott I price Eluding the Teacher. WUIle came to school for the first delightedly. He rlapp.nl him on the back, wrung his hand and cried. In one hand he carried a cap time THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY 'Congratulations on your marriage, and In the other a bunch of bananas. my young friend. No more sewing on You ran't come In here with those THE FISH BRAND SLICKER of buttons now, eh? bananas, said the teacher. r No, Indeed, said the Willie went out In a few mlnntes Is the aran who sharply. I wear a belt now. It keeps he came back, walking slowly and hex tried to get me so busy raising money to pay my painfully. the same sendee wifes bills that I have no time to "Where did you put the bananas? out of some sew on buttons. I hid them asked the teacher. other mate al right, gasped Wfllle; they're safe Shortly after she marries again a inside ot me. -! widow begins to tell victim No. 2 Eff& what a good man her first husband $100 Reward, $100. Habitual, d Constipation y i Intel-Inten- i SvrupIBsEl California Fig Syrup Co. ship-broke- ship-broke- !- waa. TO PRETENDERS. A Wholesome Word for Guidance. t. em-pan- Judge. MirtTns Revenge. correspondent tells the story of two bouse martins' nests built against an attic window of a farm, to which the birds came for several successive years. Last spring, however, before they arrived, a sparrow took up her abode In one of the nests. Shortly after .the martins returned as usual, and "One day the Ltm people noticed that the hole of the nest whieh the Bparrow occupied had been blocked up. Next morning a boy climbed up to ascertain the meaning of this, and not finding any outlet broke away part of the nest, to find the poor little sparrow dead on her A Just a word to you. Colliers and Other glaring examples of Modern Yellow Journalism and Cigarettes. Environment gives you a t from which It Is difficult to understand that some people even nowadays act from motives of old fashioned honesty. There are honest makers of foods and healthful beverages and there are honest people who use them. Perhaps you are trained to believe there is ho honesty In this world. There is, although you may not he of a kind to understand it. Some of you have been trained in a sorry class of pretenders, but your training does not taint the old fashioned person trained, without knowledge of pretense and deceit. These letters came, to ua absolutely without soUoUaUog. JVs have a great many thousand from people who have been helped or entirely healed by following the suggestions to quit the food or drink which may be causing the physical complaints and change to Postum Coffee or Grape-Nut- s food. You are not intelligent enough to know the technical reasons why the change makes a change in the cells of the body. Your knowledge, or lack of knowledge, makes not the slightest difference In the facts. You can print from, old and- worn plates all the cheap books your presses will produce and sell them as best you can. but such acts aad your learned" editorials are but commercial, and seek only dollars" and much by pretence. When you branch out Into food values you become only ridiculous. Stick to what you know. The field may be small but It Is .safe. This first letter is from the President of the Christian Nation, a worthy Christian paper of New York. New York, Oct 2, 1907. Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle Creek, Mich. view-poin- Tbe reeder of tbi paper will be pleiued to leers tbet there Ut Jfau uoe dreaded dUee that cteuce he been tbie to cure In nil lie nod that I Catarrh Hall Catarrh Cure la the ouijr pxjitlve cure now known to Uie nedlv-a- l fraternity. Catarrh betnf a coORUiuttonai diauiee, require a eouailtu tlonai treatment- - Hall Catarrh Cure I taken in- teruailf, acting directly upon tbe biuod aud iuqcou nrtao of the afRteia thereby dettrofliK ihe foundation of the dl?ee, and giving the patient trengtfe by building up the conatltuelon aud aaetat Ing nature in doing lu rk. The have o iu tii b faith In lu curative powerproprietor that the? offer Oue Hundred iohar for any cae that U fall to cure for JUi jf tredmoalai AdlreaeK J CUKSKV Cu., Toledo, O. K id bv til e. ilrugtar Taae Uuii Katuiijr PUl f r constipation. r Want to Know. Not long ago a Boston municipal official, who Is a stickler for the use of good English, had occasion to consult a physician new to the community. After the examination, the doctor said: "All you need, sir, is a tonic In the shape of fresh air." "Would you mind telling me, said the purist sarcastieailx, "what is the shape of fresh air? About All (( aosto SICK HEADACHE Positively cored by these Little Pills. Ther also relieve Die. Dypepl,lB-(- 1 and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect reae etljr iur IMzzlnew, Nausea, Hrowsine, Bed Taste In the Mouth, Costed Tongue, Pain in the side, TORPID LIVES. Thej- regulate the Dowels. Purely V egetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. trefnm - Genuine Musi Bear That Is in It. What do you Fac-Simi- Signature le First Employer think Is in this war against the feminine s pompadours? Second Ditto. Rats! REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. i - Bear Sirs: I am, this morning, In receipt of the enclosed mighty good letter frenrohe of my subscribers, which I forward to you, and which I am sure you will be glad to use. I am personally acquainted with this lady, and know that she has no object in writing, other than to do good. Cordially. John W. Pritchard, Pres. JAQUES MFO. CO Chicago NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITAN- T. Capsicum-Vaselin- e. EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT TAKtri DIRECTLY IN VASELINE -- 1 Clean - Light - Durable Guaranteed Waterproof and Sold Everywhwv ot 300 Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 1, 1907. Dear Mr. Pritchard: DON'T WAIT TILL THE PAIN Noticing Postum Food Coffee advert COMES-KE- EP A TUBE HANDY Used each week in your reliable A QUICK, SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN PRTCE 15c. -I- N COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE OF PURE TIN-- AT ALL DRUCG1STS AND I concluded to try It. and feeling DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POST ACE STAMPS. tho e who may have it towards a duty Clever Repartee. A substitute for and superior to mustard r any other plaster, and will xot suffered as I have from indigestion, blister the most delicate skin. The Men have reason to dread nimble-tongueand curative qualities of the beneto what wonderful state desire It will sop the toothache at once, and relieve Headarticle ars wonderful. women A certain clever alfit I have received from Postum ache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external counter-irritawar once asked by a writer of known, also as an ex'emal remedy for pains in the chest and stomach though using only a short time, and the opposite sex who Is not remarkand all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A'trial will prove wttat do. I alone realtee and appreciate Bot able for civility: "Wouldn't you like to we claim for It, and it will bo found to be Invaluable In the household and! Its good effects, but friends remark, be a man? children. Once used no family will be without it. Many people say Mis How much I have Improved and how To this the lady readily replied the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unlesa well I look, and I tell the facts about the same carries our label, as otherwise It Is not genuine. Wouldn't you?" Postum every time, for since using l nd end your oddro mall our VasaHn Booklet dMortblng The Important Feature. it I have pot had one attack of Indiour preparation which will Interest you. "There Is a great deal of Injustice gestion. It is Invigorating, healthful; I7SW.8LCHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. hew Ywk city In literature," does not affect the nerves as ordinary ' Yes. most If coffee, and properly made, a Miss Cayenne, answered delicious drink. Although I have not "they stui insist on puttiDg the name who would s ,,, tjon-bad much faith In general advertisof the author on a book instead of that where the penalty !: ,j ,ln of 'he man who nukes the handsome 9 ing. yet. ljndlng Postmrv has done so to 100 fine or sixtj dax. iu JH i much better for me than I expected I lover design." Washington Star. Ihe body of a young man. 22 years am more Inclined to Prove all things, r A d, wholesome book containing the old, was found by the wxtchmnn In hold fast that which Is good. I am Good Memory and Bad. favorite aelection of 30Q people, including President , hold of tbe ChtN.n bark Adela, o thankful for good health that I Customer Is Said to the Roosevelt, Admiral Dewey and the late John Hay, hare a deleterious effect on the mem- says a Tacoma disju'ch want tt known what a blessing Pos-tur- a Ts, H Every teacher should have a copy for the waw In a horribly munis ted cm iition has been to me. You may use ory. ,Ai you aware of thatf room; every preacher tor the pulpit; every good old acral of Gluckstetn I can quite believe It. and had the tot tbe memorle it bring; every boy or girl lor the noble-ne- as few lines aa an ad. If you so dethese For Instance, you have not yet paid for been cut with a sheath knife and optimism h teaches; a universal book with a name also. and my sire hand ax. range of emotion greater than Shakespeare; in comfort . that box of cigars you had last Very truly yours, second only to the Bible. Engineer Thomas Hanrock and FireAnna 8. Reeves. Go where yon buy your books and tell the man to man Claude R. McDon.ld were s Bill Wefff It's all aboard" for me Order your Hart Throbs for I Aute Term a. phyxlated by gases from their engine 275 how! McDonough St Brooklyn. How drd you enjoy .the opera In the Busk tunnel, nine miles X-SIwest Coffee hurt her, she quit and used Gill Going to see the yacht race? Very poor. It bad pleaty of horse- - of Leadvllle, Colo. It anthe She j supposed didn't attempt to Postum. Bill Nope; going to build a fence. power, but one of the or tear thi ad out and mail with $L50 direct to cylinders wet men left their engine to reralr a bat she enjoyed the results. UnN. Y. Telegram alyse broken coupling and we missing most of the time." Life, overcome derneath it all "There's a Reason.1 CHAPPLE PUBLISHING COMPANY by the gases. POSTUM CEREAL CO, LTDx 935 Dorchester Avenue, BOSTON, MASS. pa-pe- r, , - d pain-allayi- U-- e nt i we-yvll- . 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