Show I 1 TOGA TODAY Y a aA A Defter Wall all fu f Ar DIM Died Men len to LIyo 11 flu Teara-flu nUr Now ow to tolAte lAte rA o 4 By fly ARTHUR BRISBANE E I I Copyright 1926 1328 by The Star Co Heavy gales gale on the th ocell-n ocell ocean ocen dan dan- dangerOus dan floods In Europe Serious problems worry England Austria Franca Italy Germany Russia Turkey China Japan and anda anda a few tew other countries The United States Stales Is on th the verge v ot of slipping lippIng or being pushed b by high financial a Interests and mushy sentimentality Into the world court the back bach door of ot the league teague of ot na- na nations naI na nations I lone Prosperity here ever everybody body of the wealth getting kind getting Not many thinking very eer- eer er about the real problems problem ot of the future So the old year ends enda arid and nd 1928 comes cornea In tn But men always ha have had trou-I trou trou- trou troubles trou troubles bles blea always havo have had worries Now It Is ts about money war the opIum trade gold supply yellow ellow peril I red Russia aggressive Once It was WR about pirate pirates slave raids mammoths mammoth etc We must worry The Tho stock exchange old year died happy prices going up and their except customers customers except the I 1 foolish bears convinced bears convinced that the i 1 little old U S A A Is 1 all right The usual last day selling for tor forcash cash by men that have ho loit and want to deduct the losses from their Income tax was wag Blight alight There probably was Wall more buying for tor or cash for tor Income tax purposes by those that had sold mitt the market short Money was dear You had lad to pay elx per cent for tor the pleasure or of r In stocks almost as 3 much as though thouc-h you ou wanted to build a new V building for tor or people to live In But Dut there Is plenty of money so 80 o the price doesn't mat mat- matter matter ter in the stock market The most moet remarkable good news newe from our glorious sister republic France In all of ot that great in- in intelligent In Intelligent nation there are only 74 men out of ot work vork That must amaze Britain with an Idle army but even en England Is doing better bellor in the way of ot find finding ing log jobs for tor men A serious scientist has glad Iad news for ot all those that want to stick to this world In spite pite of its troll trou trou- trou troubles troubles bles and worries In the year ear 2000 says aya he Ie the average life lire vIII will tie Le years and many will live tobe to toc be bc c years cars old That will Interest birth control advocates for something In the way of birth control would seem to be bo necessary In tn 2000 A A D A man and woman years year old might easily eully have thousand thousands of ot de- de Providence however doc nt let the tho trees grow Into the heavens heavens Frank Munsey leaves his mil ml- millions mil millions lions nobody knows ws yet et ho how many there are to t the to e Metropolitan Mu- Mu Mu Museum scum seum o of Art In New York CIl City That will interest the tha art denIers dealers ot of the world It Interests less leIS the themen themen themen men that worked for tor him Secretary Mellon who ho knows more about real business from froni hero to China and then back the tho othe way than anybody else In the United I States wishes withe the world II a happy New Year and sas sa's says we are going to ha have e it Continued and IncreasIng pros pros- prosperity prosperity In the United States and better conditions abroad as well weli u as asat asat at home are included In his pro pre prediction pre prediction diction And Mr Hoover Hoo secretary o of commerce Is cheerful lie says we spend too much money munt gamble so much and buy on tho the Installment plan Dont Don't pay too much attention to that last however What you dont don't buy you cant can't enjoy Only bo be sure sura that you can really pay poy for tor what you buy on the Ilan plan or otherwise The strangest story of o the dying year Is Ie that of Mrs Eliza Ellra Nus Nue- baum Nus-baum baum 68 58 years yean year old and a aI I grandmother c She confesses that she plotted with tour our others to kill her husband older than herself because she wanted to marry mrry an- an another an another other man Mrs Nusbaum's excuse Is that tn let 44 4 years ears of ot married life her husbands husband's only kind act was that once he bought her some Ice cream The other man mon It seems loved her ber and waited 14 years for tor forthe orthe the husband to die They hought that was lone long enough so they kill kill- killed killed kill killed ed him Mr Hoovers Hoover's Hoover agents in Moscow have letters letter r written by Catherine ot of Russia to Franklin Paul Jonee and others other others They were romantic I letters etter and Mr Hoover Is I 1 aure sure that they be be given to a minded apure-minded pure minded prohibition public especially the letters letter to Paul Jones The censor should read some ome of Catherines Catherine's other letters letter and the story of her life and her hell plain straightforward method when she ahe took a fancy tancy to a a man She was waa very direct op 00 |