Show I The BULLS BULL'S EYE Editor and C r WILL ROGERS s Ill Another Anomer Bull Durham Durkam d I kr WOl R tr e r M I oW FoUl and screen star and lead I 11 log America A do Moss L coming comina Watch to f or th No Governorship for Mine MineI My I ly good old friend the Governor of Oklahoma was in to see me at the theatre the t other ther night I had just had humorous mention as a candidate for that position as they wanted to revive the Populist Party with me meas meas meas as the Standard Bearer Well WeIl the Governor showed me what had happened to a friend of his hs who had been defeated for Governor in our state so he discouraged me I wont won't accuse him hint of doing it purposely but he did His friends friend's campaign expenditures were as fol- fol follows fol follows lows I kissed babies helped 42 voters thrash wheat shook hands with the entire State smoked sack acl of Bull Durham cut cut ut 22 cords cord of wood helped brand calves spayed of them them- them was sprinkled 8 t times i im m e s in Met Methodist hod i is s t Churches totally immersed in coldwater cold water in muddy creeKs three times by the Baptist went to confession in every Catholic Town Towi e paid dues to I 11 I Synagogues I charter member of the Rollers Rollers Holy listened to 9 together get Kiwanis 18 Lions and Rotary speeches 9 bought sheet and pillow sup slip I In in every K Ku u Klux ux Kl Klan an m in inthe inthe Is 11 the State and then Iwas I was w 8 defeated C Bull Durham was my sole satisfaction not only during but after election It is the only thing that stayed d WIt with h me me I II M r rc c cb t P S There will be another piece here soon Look forit forit for it tC I U BULL DURHAM Guaranteed by byTh Th cf w e N T Fifth Avenue New york City Cit |