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Show 1; i . V 'I 4 i $ I ' The SEWS SUMMARY General Demand oL the of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value, a laxative which phyticians could aaueiion for family use because its component part3 are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, d yet prompt, in action In supplying that demand with its excellent combination of Syrup of I igs and Elixir of Senna, the ( alifornia 1 ig Svrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remarkable B UCCt sd That is one of many reasons why Syrup of 1 igs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well Informed To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufactured by the California Eig Syrup Co , only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Little Pills. also relieve DId Thyfrom treat I) ttppttln, In ditrfbiioDant Too Hearty tatfii? A perfect rrm edy for DUilne, Nau nea, Drovt slnebM, Bad Tante in the Mouth, Coat ed Tonifue, Pain In the Side, TORPID LI ER. They regulat the Bowel. Purely Vegetable SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Facsimile Signature The sundry clvtl appropriation bill, carrying a total of about 120 UOO.OOO, was by' the senate last week Three persons were killed and ten others injured during a tornado which badly damaged the town of Bollinger. I . commanGeneral Lorenzo Ton-os- , der of all the troops In Sonora, has concluded peace with the renegade Yaqul Indians The armored cruiser Maryland was the trophy winner In the recent target practice at Magdalena bay The Illinois was the former holder of the tiophy A tornado which swept through Mercer and Henry counties, Illinois, last week touching several towns and Mrs did considerable damage. Gottch, an elderly woman, wa3 killed at Cleveland enSenators Morris and Rodcjle gaged in a fist fight on the floor of the senate atGuthrte, Oklahofna, as a re-suit of Riiddie- calling Morris a liar Senator Roddte sustained serious bruis.v on the head John V H. Geiger convicted of misuse of the funds of the Central National bank of Baltimore, of which be was cashier, committed suicide on May 14 He was about to begin a five .years prison sentence. More cars are Idle at the present time than for years The latest re port on the number of idle cars in the country Is that of April 29 This shows 413,605, an Increase of 17,83; over that of April 15. Governor Allen Gard of Lanao province, P. I, who waa lnjured'by Moro bolomen recently, ia not dead as re ported. He la now said to be improving, and It ia expected that he will recover from hla wounds of The director and the prison at Astrakahn, Russia, have been condemned to eight years in the penitentiary for having Inflicted on certain prisoners such cruel treat ment that one ot the men dleij A call has been issued "by" the na tional body of the flist National Good Roads congress, to meet In Chicago, June 15, and in Denser, Julv 6, the day before the opening or the Repub llcan ami Democratic conventions. Jim Lynn, a negro, who murdered Sarah James, a white girl 16 years of age, and fatally shot her mother, Mrs Julia James at Pueblo, Colo was ar rested at Liman Junction, Colo , while seeking friends with whom to hide. The St. Paul railway will begin at once construction ot seventy locomotives of the highest type. This will result in restoring to employment in the west Milwaukee shops of that company the full force of 5,000 men. The Republican state convention, held at Macon, Ga., selected four uninstructed delegates to the national Three delegates are said convention to favor the nomination of Taft and tba fourth ia a supporter ot Governor Hughes. Two twin children, 3 years of age, were burned to death in a fire which destroyed their home in Oakland. Cal. Mrs. Robert Nunetnacher, whose husband la a gardener, carried her other children to safety, but could onb rescue the twins. The National Drainage congress met In Washington on May 12. Interest was centered In the presence of W. J. Bryan, who was the principal apeaker at the afternoon session. Senator Francis G. Newlands of Nevada spoke at the morning session. The wives of the members of the diplomatic corps at Pekin were received by the Dowager Empress In audience at the summer palace on May 15. It was noticed that the empress had aged materially since the last audience of a year ago. general Snarskl, commander of the Russian punitive expedition into Persian territory, has been ordered to resume his advance into Persia and to punish the bandits with fire and swonj. He will destroy villages, but spare the women and children. The right of President Roosevelt Bummarily to dismiss a negro soldier of the Fifteenth infantry for alleged participitation in the riot at Brownsville, Texas, was sustained by Judge Hough in the United States district court, New York City, last week. The Jury in the case of Robert H. Hollowell, of Paducah, Ky., Who sued his brother, John H. Hollowell, and twenty-seveother alleged night riders, for 5O,0OO damages for driving him and his family from the state, brought in a verdict awarding the plaintiff 335.000. An official telegram In received London by the Indian office reports twenty-seve- n deaths from cholera in the regiment of Munster Fusiliers, which & week ago was sent Into the cholera camp from Major General now Wlllcocks force operating against the Mohmands. & Rio Grande railroad, The Denver acting for the Western Pacific, has UNDERTAKERS ABOUT A CADAVER MARK TWAIN ON MONEY. Humorist Points Out What He Considers Some Wrong Conceptions. w Mark Twain Bald that the financial panic has caused a wrong Idea of the use and value of money. The spendthrift says that money, being round, was made to roll. The miser says that, being flat, It was made to Black up. Both are wrong Strangely wrong, too. In their Ideas about money are the veteran Aus These simple trallan gold diggers old fellows, though worth perhaps a half million or more; live In the simand shanties of their lean ple dug-out- s early days. Once, lecturing, I landed at an Australian .port. There was no porter in sight to carry y luggage. Seeing a rough-lookin- g old fellow leaning against a post with his hands in his pockets, I beckoned to him and said: carry these bags , JSee here, Jf you l the hotel 111 give you half a ,IP crown. The man scowled at me. He took three or four gold sovereigns from his pocket, threw them into the sea, ecowled at me again, and walked away without a word. His Quick Recovery. I was so glad, said Mrs. Oldcastle, to see Dr. Goodleigh in the pulpit again last Sunday. He had such a time of it. Dear me, it must be perfectly dreadful to have ones appendix removed. I dread it so that I don't know what I should do If I had to undergo an operation. They said, when the doctor went to the hospital, that he wouldnt be out again for a month or more." I know it, replied her hostess as she started the diamond-studdebut I guess he phonograph, a good deal faster than they expected. In the Free Vaccination Ward. A Lithuanian woman was getting her fifth baby vaccinated the other t I am glad. said the youpg surgeon, that you recognize the importance of vaccination. " she said, I often she added pensively, "what its done for, though. Its to show youre a free citizen, the sameu naturalization papers, aint it? Oh, yes, won-dei.- FIT THE GROCER Wife Made the Suggestion. rsd A grocer has excellent opportunity to know the effects of special foods on customers. his grocer has a long list that have been helped A Cleveland of customers In health by leaving off coffee and using Postum Food Coffee. He says, regarding his own expeTwo years ago I had been rience: drinking coffee, and must say that I was almost wrecked in my nerves. Particularly in the morning I was o irritable and upset that I could hardly wait until the coffee was served, and then I had no appetite for breakfast, and did not feel like attending to my store duties. One day my wife suggested that Inasmuch as I was selling so much Postum there must be some merit in It and suggested that we try it I took home a package and she prepared It according to directions. The result was a very happy one. My nervousness gradually disappeared, and today I am all right. I would advise -- everyone afflicted in any way with nervousness or stomach troubles, to . leave off coffee and use Postum Food Coffee. Theres a Reason." Read The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. Evatyj-cedthabove letter? A new one appiars from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human e n Bold A- 315,000,000 two-yea- r 6 per cent notes, with the privilege of extending them for three Tears, from 1910. Proceeds of the sale of these notes will be used in completion of the construction of the Western Paoific. The revolutionists In Yun Nan province, China, have met a setback. The second column of insurgents, the one a that was advancing oh Mengh-Tsze- , treaty port at the head of navigation on the Songkol river, has been repulsed by provincial troops, following the defest of the first column. Miss Jean Reid, daughter of embassador to Great Britain, Whitelaw Reid, and John Hubert Ward, brother of the Earl of Dudley and equerry In waiting to King Edward, will be married in the chapel royal of SL James palace, June 23. ling Edward will be present After If an Advertisement Year of M'tery and Wrong Treatment. $1 I J FUNERAL DIRECTORS WIND UP ANNUAL CONVENTION WITH Endei ,Ioh nue, pen Arg; of Sioux City . la Dancing a wild orgy around the prostrate form of a naked cadaver, a party of high spirited un- dertakers brought the. twenty eighth annual convention of the Iowa Funeral Directors association, toa close in the ear!) morning hours with bcenes of wild eyed - reveliy Ave-- 1 and spells and was i red b a hp ial that his kidneys all right, though ttio ocretlons showed a oddish. brl k dust s t fled Mr Eiuiets us. Kidney Pins . , T0 more regu ii I iti a short time I felt t o. t! -- tonus and bine- then have -- sedtmt N, s,n STOPPED (ft - ,pv !. t 50 s cents a box IU.ffaio, TO SALUTE N Y. HOGS. Man at Lejit Grateful to Source of Hi Wealth. Ask M 1st ni d-- -t t'u-iifi.- you Mat! ha Maid Thank yeTmaam, but I can't really Mist i ess - You foolish girl of course you an take It I Insist tna am. Maul No. really. 1 cant, Its gut them old fashioned short sleeves. take It bm-stan- i t propped up on the platform, with a SEVERE HEMORRHOIDS cigar Jammed between his teeth, and "the revelers made merry Jests as they Sores, and itching Eczema Doctor circled t around. As the merriment Thought an Operation Necessary became more furious they tord the Cuticuras Efficacy Proven. clothing from the lifeless body, laid it out on an improvised bier, strewed I an now 80 years old, and three the "remains with floweis and then years ago was taken with an at danced in gay abandoli about the plat- tack of piles (hemorrhoids I, bleeding form. and protruding The doctor said the 1 WILD fettjgneer RACE WITH DEATH. Makes Great Run with ing Child in Arm. Dy- only help for me was to go to a hospital and be operated on. I tried several remedies for months but did not get much help. During this time ores ippeared which changed to a Thousands of American women Hows This? of t airrtk Catarrh t ur. Hundred loilar can Du. Reward for aaj be cured by Hailt F X CHE VET A CO , Toledo, O. F J Lheaeji believe him perfectly honjreera, Luatneaa tranaaciluna and orable financially able to enrry out any obligation made by bta Ann. We the for the bae kow underlined, 15 and iai ia a.1 Walpino Kivnak 4 Uaivik, Hboioeate Tdc4o O. Rall'e Catarrh Cure I take lruggiu. a acting dire tly upon the blood and mucou Internally, eurfa ee of toe yu?m Teatnumitii sent free bottle bold by ail OruggUU Tana Bail i afuUy FlUa for GutuUpaUoo. The These are nouned the young couple O, what a the bride "I It's Said. the bridal room, an bellboy to the blushing Way sweet suite" exclaimed dont know anythin about that, said the bellboy but the head clerk sas he hones fhe suit suits Important to Mother. i They Danced About the Cadaver. Only Long Sleeves Now Here is a nne dress for I es-- . offvr On bpin-tfu- You, for tha Tie In erpnier in the American l t f a rt Magatfnt h,i father he ones kne Istt l ti e w took off our hats and tlaned ti s ,ita-.iland fur the done fur us .In gogood things 1' ing OB patten ' n up ojh til u n ders, fecnfi.i g um mistakes and re to uiir every In sponfng telllgtOt effort "I km w a lhd-- i out west who had the fight idea- about it His fathei had y)de a gi. u fortune In the pork The heir was not packing husine-- s puffed up bv in, mii'ions Long aftei he bad groan utiuMomed to the , money ard n ,glIn ex pected to look down on hiitrhi rs If In walking in tin count with tils chi I dren they saw a dune of hues on th d road, he soil'd make his 'title at at'ip.'nui and take off then In m to n spi-- t the hats. I war.sources of m.i-Ii- . he said" Qonvlncee Stay Convinced When you read in this newspaper the advertisement of a manufacturer who hab paid lor the space used to convince you that it is to your Interest to buy his goods, aful y ou go to a dealer where such articles are usually" handled for bale, do not lit the dealer or any one of his clerks sell you something else whlih he claims Is Just as if an aJtertlsement convinced good you, It was becau-- e of the element of truth which It contained INSIST ON GETTING WHAT YOU -- started "The Wdncys larly, he sa convivial spirit, noticing a corpse winch had been used In the demons! ra- lions, proposed thaf the stiff should I paaatd a ft w take part in the festivities In an In- better right stant various niembeis of the crowd had ni kidin . Sold by dl contributed poi tions of their raiment biri. and soon the body was di eased. Foster-Mi- l A Robertson buffeted for six s with stinging in the bat k. GREWSOME ORGY. vice-direct- REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. the cause. rOUNO DANCE Examine cart-fulJevery bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, aud see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over HO Year A The Kind You Have Always Bought Suggestive. Towne There was a spell In down at our church the other night. 1 be pastor gave out the words Did you hear about it Browne No; was it interesting? Towne Rather The first three words he gave out were "Increase, pastor," salary Stray Stories e It Curat Whll You Walk. Allen Foot Erne is a certain cure for hot, callous, and awdllen, aching feet. Sold by all Druggiata. Price 25c. Don't substitute. Trial package FRHHC. any accept Addreas Allen t Ol mated. Le Roy, N. Y. in our ionics aro daily sacrificing tlicir lives to duty. In order to keep the home neat 1 and pretty, the children well dressed and tidy, women overdo. A female weakness or displacement is often brought on and they suffer in silence, drilling along from bad to worse,, know mg well hat they ought to have help to overcome the pains and aches w Inch daily make life a burden. It is to these faithful women that LYDIA EPINKHAMS VEGETABLE COMPOUND wines as a boon and & blessing. it did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, of yille, X. Y, and to Mrs. W. 1 lkyd,of Heaver Falla, la w ho say: I was not aide to do my own work, owing to the female trouble from which I suffered. Lydia E. Pinkhams pound helped me wonderfully, and I am so wcL that I can do as big a days work a- - I ever did. I wish every Sick woman vou.d try iL Vege-t&bleCo-m FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty yer.ra Lydia E. s link-ham- Vegetable Compound, made from route and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and lias posit ively cured thousands of women w ho have oeen troubled with displacements, in fit munition, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregularities, peritjdic pains, baeknehe, that bearfeeling, fiatuleney,indi(jes-- t ion, dizziness, or nervous prostration. "Why dont you try it ? Mrs. IMnktiam Invites all sick -- - women to write her for advice. She haa guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Min. As fast as he ever terrfbls itching eczema. Then I began Philadelphia went to any fire, District Engin er to uao Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and John Smith of Engine company No. 1, PHIS, Injecting a quantity of Cuticura INSURE YOUR HEALTH Economy may be the read to wealth, Nineteenth and South streets, drove Ointmnt with a Cuticura Suppository but nine tenths of those who are comSyringe It took a month of thla his carriage from Fifteenth and ChrisCOMFORT pelled to travel it never reach the goal. tian streets, to the Howard hospital ta treatment to get me In a fairly healthy i I and State stormy days then treated myself once Garfield Tea ia of save the life of a girt particular benefit to yy wearing a whom he held with one arm while he S daf for three months and, after that, thoae aubyeet to rheumatism and gout! It the blood, theayalem and clutched the reins with the other oneeir twice a wreek. The treatment penfie diaeaae. eradicate before retiring. Broad ,U street hand. Clanging along at I fast as hi. horse could gallop the en.T Tvre'rneatvic-'i- i Hopktnton, N. Y a made a run, show if it isnt a good one. gineer 23, 1907. but all his efforts were In vain, for Lhe child died soon after her admission Mr. Winslow' (toothing (fm Too Strong. For children uetfein , softens ths sums, rsiinnns hs to the hospital. The traveler in- - Ireland will do IsMmaltoo, pels, oums wind ooUu. 16ea tottlo. The little girl was Rosalie, daugh- well, recently remarked an attache Do your duty and let the other feF ter of Mr. and Mrs. John McTague. to our embassy at London, "when he low do the explaining. and she had been severely burned In engages a to car of sure make jaunting a fire at her parents' home on Chris- the step to which, in mounting, he tian street. How the fire originated is most trust his weight. The carman unknown, but it Is supposed that does not him to mount Rosalie and her twin sister, Marie, I am afraid that step la loose, an were playing with matches in their American once said to the driver he bed In the second story back room htd engaged. Mrs. McTague was startled by Mart, "The man took hold of the step and who ran down-stair- s to the kitchen to Bbook it Ah! sure, said he. its too inform her mother that the-be- d was sthrong, It Is. What are ye afraid uu flie. The frantic mother rushed of? As he was talking, the thing came discovered Rosalie lying Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth aad body on the burning bed, her clothing off in his hand. antiteptioelly eleea aad free from ablaze. "This mishap did not, however, emgerm-lif- e and disagreeable odors, Hastily snatching up a rug she smothered the blaze and called her barrass the Irishman, for, with the which water, aoepaod tooth preparations alone cannot do. A husband. Both mother and father funniest of Smiles, he turned to his germicidal, diaii were badly uurned. fate saying: feeling and deodorMeanwhile, an alarm baff been Shur, now. Ive saved yer honor izing toilet requisite turned In, and the engines arrived just from a broken leg! Harpers of exceptional exas th. Uitto girl was being carried out Weekly. cellence aad econof the house. Engineer Snfith saw her omy. Invaluable for inflamed eye, critical condition and without waiting Not Such a Fool. M But Mf throat and natal and John was Chinaman. He had been to call for a patrol or ambulance, bunI sh, uterine catarrh. At dled the child Into his carriage and employed aa a cook In a family in San BOX OF BO FULL SIZED drug end toilet HA VAN A OIGARS, $1.25 drove to the hospital. Mr. and 'Airs Francisco. During many years he lOr for your when ynaoui bur box stores, 50 cent, or pay Why never In failed the followed automomle to be at hla post of duty of w. with ylFfifaDt tmtui an flavor, dtrw't from by McTague mail postpaid. Delia kind for The your manufacturer One tair Hen4 of Dr. McLean. The fire was qulikiy morning, as usual, the family as- for lOr A ctfar you rn frfTer to your friend. Lirgi Trial Saaipla sembled for breakfast, but John was fora trial bo I will receive your repeat orflervwrre. extinguished, with a loss OL3250 HLKBKKT It A TON UMHt NirtmlaaAv .New lor. rTM "NUITN AMD BfAVTV DOOA DCMY mCft nowhere to be seen, nor did he send Eats Live Toad to WinpWAger. word what had happened to him After THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Bostoi,Mu4 a five rv ten arre fruit finch Tfi the faotoUK remrtr r alley of He eats 'em Wlive, a as several Weeka ha Alton, 111. with the I lah Or itn mi a re fann (met in Millard County I uh Wewllyoa the greeting Cadet Sapp received when symptoms of a severe cold still clingkind of a rant h you want n rUe uu for price ASTROLOGY or a n u A y period he stepped up to the plate In a ba- - ing to him. The master of the house the IIOMKfcft! FK FKJb KkALTV and pnrtMiigFH for KaMnL Speculation. Minin. Marrturea and Kah. tOHI'ANV, Ur0nrivr, ball game at the WesternNMilitaiy Health My boroaenpe foil all. ft radinrli. tiiv greeredhimJty saying: Well. John, birth, hour, dale. pUc. mge K!vln Hnt erWefg "Wondering what had hapacademy the other day." Uftb Cewtary AatnOogev, Me W, 1 topwws aUtoml. obtained W NEW L Some of the college boys were'taak pened to you; by JOHN w Monnis. but I see yon have WIIHWS0,,d,r PlNSIONS Waaoinavun. b. a W. N. U.t Salt Lake City, No. 21. :bt cold." John Indignantly proIng Impossible wagers when someov suggested eating a hoptoad alive. tested. saying: Oh, no, sir; me no It con't be done," declared a coldle, me no such foolie; sourian. Sapp, from Kansas, thought le com!' to me." he could eat one. Bet you flve dollars you can't. "Done! Put up yotir money." The crowd went searching in the You are both judge and rear of the lot until a cadet jubilant!' BHOtB ST ALL held up a hoptoad rpmces, for svcrv Sapp took hn jury for Schillings Best. ' MCMBCR or THC FAMILY, medicine and collected. Then the Your trocar return your money if you do t MtN. SOVt, WOMEN, MISSES ANO CHILDREN. nearest doctor of medicine was called Ukeit, we pay him. p W. L DnttQlmm malras mat! sefft mWe 2.iO, 3.00 mnd S3.SO efcwwe He administered remedies. Sapp nai than Mrstsee mnnutmotun we In thn able to get np two days later and pl.iv JK3 watJTjnanmm thmy hmltl Before Ananias: " mhamn, fit hattar, arm aa Imnmmn, aad hall. Adam bad just finished naming the tftf fvwrtr animals. ( IXCMSVcJfa Record of New Zealand. W.L Dougat $4 tnd $5 Gill Edge Shoes Cwnot Be Equalled At Any Price Walt till I start on the fish, he exThe wealth of New Zealand, accord claimedFA l TI oY, W. L nm M prlrw t MjgmpBd (HI bottom. Tttkf IVo HnMIMv. ho dMbHr evFrywtwr. gleefully. bboflfl DMAAedfrom factory to ny port of fh worl (M1 !y tin Ilia. lng to recent statistics. Is 31,480 pci' W. JU JHlCQLiJI, Uroc ktou. Mm. ( oAoiugfrMWhityoddrcM. Thus we learn he was preparing to person, and la said to be the highest tell some whoppers even before the of any country In the world. As thi " fall. WEAR SHIELD BRAND SHOES wealth is more than In other countries the Woman Raeaaa School Shoo Owner Ranch. even of Large for boys and girls. showing is more favorable than appears at fli Lady Ernestine Hunt eldest daughDressy, comfortable unequalled lot real hard wear.-Pric- a, ter of the marquis of Allesbury, owns thought $1.75 to $ 2.50 If not at dealers ask us. and operates a horse ranch at Calgary, ELLET-KENDAU- L SHOE CO. MFCS. New Zealands Coal Supply. AlbertjS, on a stretch of land nearly Kansas City, Mo-It is estimated that New Zealand 30.000 acres In extent baa an available coal supply of tons, of which not more than 20,000,000 tons have been touched This waa the first of the British rolo eat 0 I eoM water Setter thsa aNSktm. T taster c than am other Sr. Oaa tOetact SHfMar atW to. VtaaMdm. nles to try the experiment of etate mtAsel names seart. its let Ires NaUat He ta On. mrnck u4 Ha Cetaci. MONROE DRUB OO.. Omtnoy, llltnoto. ownership of colliery property. j d Ih-m- I' m,,,. record-breakin- h-d- GEGIDto ffiOSRldtf TOILET ANTISEPTIC )Q0 thy tt t Ulrl ei.r e'r Sat." rtr I tm COFFEE izsr?Zaz:u,mj2z. r e 1 evenly-distribut- 1,200.-000,00- 0 PUTNAM FADELESS DYES -- . T kW v ,. |