Show Today our i nOO HOO ITY AND TILL Till r Ir B llY D LAMB L I AMU IN IX Till Tull SCHOOLS D Br n ANE Copyright 1926 1918 By Star Co Secretary Hoover proposes a 8 system ct ot Inland waterways total total- totalIng totaling total totaling ing ten thousand miles in length If ho he puts that plan through and makes the tho canals real with real water ateI he will have bove rendered a service to this thia country equal to Roosevelt's digging ot of the tha Panama canal even n greater for tor the flying machine has hils diminished the enna canal a Importance navigation To keep and use 11 lie for tor tion irrigation and anil power the wa- wa waters wa waters tees that now rush ru h wasted to the ocean flooding vast districts ear car carrying car carrying rich soil out to liea sea Is a task worthy of the greatest abil ably abilIty ability ity ant patriotism Secretary Hoover is I said Bald to have hae great Influence with the pres pres- Between them If It they choose they can have their names wrIt in water In a wa way that will II outlast stone or bronze Tou You are aro Informed that Britain at the tha league of nations nation navy nay con con- conference conference con conference ference means to regain her job as mistress of the tho worlds world's oceans and seas The 3 C battleship ratio arranged at Washington when tills this silly nations nation's sillier statesmen consented to scrap our new and halt half finished battle battle- chips battle wa was a It makeshift to hold vs back while Britain regained her ller financial breath Brittin ln has real statesmen give them time and they will set act for Britannia what she he wants How However ever ver er sh she h IH 18 welcome to the big floating fleet to protect her com com- commercial commercial mercial navy Y What we peed Is 1 command of o othe f the air ocean IVe We e shall never neer get ge t It from our army and run navy gentle gentle- gentlemen gentlemen men whose whoso Ideas fly no hIgher than Ihan a roll top desk But corn com com mercia mercia flying machines that In- In Interest Interest In Interest terest tho rho Fords and the Rocks Rocke Rockefeller fellers feller and that Henry Ford Is can be transformed into Inlo fighting airships In three hours Jours And fortunately the Rockefeller and Ford families which happen to bo be among the tho most moat public spirited as well as ns the richest In America have ha power pOl to solve the flying for America with with- without without without out Uncle Pants Pant's help They could do for Uncle Sam on a 11 ten times greater wale scale what Jacques Coeur did for the old French king May t hey not be repaid s u Jacques Jacque Coeur ungrateful was repair by this ful sovereign so Once Onca flying really starts In 1 America It win will develop elop s as rapidly as did the automobile The plain truths that COl Mitchell Is telling will help The heaviest new born lamb lambon lamion on record arrives on the farm ot of weighing Robert In Michigan weigh weigh- elgh ing 14 pounds The Tho new born cub ot or a pound COO 00 pound bear weighs only a II fe few ounces and The mother 1 is usually sound asleep In late winter when her taby Is li born I Why should nature l Inflict met on delicate 1 human mothers infants weighing 1 12 pounds and mor more An Italian doctor believes es that the right diet for tor the tha mother mothr would would make malle the new bab baby much much- lighter and stronger and childbirth much easier lc r The fattest heaviest baby bab is not necessarily the best The Tho faculty fatuity of Ohio's state stale uni- uni university is not guilty of ot teachIng communIsm or other red radical lam radicalIsm to 10 tender undergraduate minds Investigation In proves It It very comforting to these that see seething things thing behind them on the stairs and believe you can kill an Idea good or 01 bad by saying nothing about it It communistic There Is no danger in iii sUe talk hero where thero there Is enough for those thosa willing and able to work Anyhow communIsm would not work or la last t anywhere while selfishness human beings retain selfish h news ness as their mental mainspring College professors professors underpaid In cash gratitude and honor would have hava tho best beat excuse fOr or favoring communism It would bo ho sensible Lt to let them tell classes about the communistic Idea Idea and all other Id ideas s from and Saut ama to Shand and Mary Baker Bake Eddy on the prove all things hold fast that which is good Idea idea- Keeping boys in Ignorance of ot any an world movement mo right or wrong rong forbidding them to do their own owr thinking Is ig not the way WILY to make efficient citizens One Ons solemn Chicago go editor thinking thinkIng- swiftly backward says sas an elementary schoolroom Is not nott nota nota t a problems forum torum for the discussion of ot lems hems that puzzle fully developed Intellects In- In in intellects Why hy not not And where here does the editor find his array of fully developed de Intellects 1 Boes Boesho ho he mean adult minds ls They are 9 99 times In so many units of mental mental mental well set concrete upon which a 11 a ne new Idea makes as much Impression as a II rubber tire tiro on a 0 concrete highway An Any Idea that does not enter the brain in youth never ne enters From the age of o 20 0 to tho the grave n 99 per cent of or us are controlled by Ideas absorbed in childhood and few ever o rid get rid of errors errora and su- su superstitions su superstitions thoroughly fixed before before the age ace ot of o seven Ask uk religious teachers about that We are lue all murderers at heart says SIlS Clarence Darrow the murder murder- murderer's ers er's ablest defender as is he ho attacks capital punishment Zola said Mid that each man had In himself a 0 ho hog asleep aseep Darrow odds adds the tho tiger to the tho hog calling attention to your our prenatal pron tal polymorphic trans trans- transformations transformations formations tells you OU that a 0 whole proc procession slon of ot animal ancestors are locked up In you From the sala sala- salamander salamander mander which contributed your our five mud toes and fingers and the mud mud- fish that gave you OU lungs to un- un unpopular unpopular un unpopular popular the tho ape man man ape whose hose skeleton is the same au as your OUI own own-go own go to the museum and count bone for lor bone Our Job as wo we carve cano civilization out or of o inferior raw material Is lj to conquer and dominate dominate- our entire Inherited menagerie ZolaS Zola's hog bog Darrows Darrow's tiger the tho fox hyena cake and all the rest We have ha hav I them all I |