Show i 1 Today A 1 BOOMING X nO l T S AND I JS nIti OLD Dy Dr T Al un BRISBANE SC The Tb new directory puts puta put greater creater Detroit's population ut at an increase of ot In one year yearTh The cit city of or automobile and fly Ing machInes machine grows rows rapidly and andeO so eO docs does this thi entire t fortunate na- na nation nation ni tion Our population increases more than two per cent or about 2000 2000 year and pros pros- prosperity prosperity Increase twice lIS es a rapid rapidly Iy as population We should bo grateful Mexico Mexico's biggest volcano Popo- Popo Popo In violent eruption t ter- ter r the people and many be- be believe believe be believe lieve as 3 In ancient days as that some demon or sod god Is annoyed Luckily for the lh very v ry common people those that cult under Under- Understand stand eland the Ute volcano In old days before Columbus native priests would have sought to pacify the tho god Human victims would have had llad their breasts breast cut open witha with willi a 1 knife or sharp h rp stone ston ton and their hearts heart held up bleeding toward the angry god to pacify him We W dont don't yet understand alii all about volcanoes but At least we know that no god rod or WIts uses them to show his anger A joint legislative e committee planning to to modify the act at this se session ion will probably not succeed Prohibition will rill stay slay In the constitution until those now In the cradle are arc rc old A dew de determined prohibition minority would not allow a I a change chance in the I law even assuring a that thata a majority really wants ants to change It it D L L Sharp offers apart aart from virtue and morality the best argo arg- argument Arg Argument In favor ta of oC lie He Itay says men were not ready for I prohibition but the limes and modern machinery wore were ready and made prohibition necessary HIgh among the white piled clouds above the house and ana the tree tops lOps roars roar an n airplane from Boston Boiton for tor New York That hat pilot isn't l nt drunk No matter matte what hat the bibulous habit habits of his lather father might have been till this child ot of the tho Ilk sky ky driving like Icarus but ed by b- the th sun eun un needs Jt no tingling I- I drop of alcohol to fire tire his hi cour- cour courage cour- cour courage cour-a cour 1 age or to steady teady his nerve Jer That's That brilliant writing In spite of the fact tact proved in the world war that fliers flier between flights were often otten hard bard drinkers drinker Machinery must be Ir dry so I must be the people who run It i those who ho repair It and those who build It Is I Sir Mr lr Sharps Sharp's con conclusion Milwaukee supplies 01 on account of o miraculous exorcism belle believed by many numy deeply to have been the actual driving out of DC a evil devil from front the th body of an ao- aoun anun un- un un unfortunate fortunate Insane woman I The account of the tho miracle runs run runas as follows A woman whose mind had bad become unbalanced lanced was car car- carried car carried ried to the chapel of or SL St Josephs Joseph's hospital where th tin ritual was performed In Latin not understood by the til patient The question Who are you was answered apparently from the tho throat of the tb woman In a adeep adeep deep masculine ma voice bub Asked why hy he had taken possession of the woman Beelzebub bub replies Because 0 of tion ion The fiend promised to leave the woman at 2 I o'clock that that after atter- afternoon afternoon noon but did not actually leave Ite until halt half past five In which Is about what you ou would expect of a a de- de demon de demon mon The woman thou then relaxed and is getting better This Thi miracle not as a yet et vouch ouch vouched vouched ed for by church authorities was wai wain an n day every occurrence In the middle ages agos when hen demons were ere more active numerous and effi efficient dent than at t present It Is romantic refreshing and aid Interesting to have hav one ono of or them resume business at the old lId stand In these days of or radios automo automo- automobiles automobiles biles and newspapers It lt Is I said however howe that the voice of or Milwaukee's Mil Mil- Milwaukee's Mil Milwaukee waukee's waukee Beelzebub Indicated irrl- irrl Irritation Irritation tation and a feeling that times are not what they were In the good old days day Congressman Berger of or Wiscon Wiscon- Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin sin introduces a 0 resolution asking President Coolidge to rebuke Mus- Mus Mu for harsh fascist methods in dealing with I certain religious political Masonic and tr trade de union organizations air Mr Berger Berter one of the best edu- edu educated edu educated men In congress know linow that wIse governments go mind their own business and allow other govern govern- governments governments ments to do likewise President Pru Pre Coolidge also 1110 knows that no man ever got cot poor loor minding his hie hi own business bushes and will not tell ell Mussolini how to run Iun Ital Italy The Greek government raises money 10 so simply limply as a to Justify the Russian saying An Armenian I isas Is as smart as two t Jews J a Greek as smart as ns four tour Armenians Greece cuts cut 25 per cent from the redemption value of ot all aU bank banknotes banknotes fromI I notes In circulation It Is as though you read tomorrow morn morn- mornIne morn Ing Ine- that hereafter your dollar O-dollar 20 bill would I be b worth only 15 and at that price by the government Thus Thu swiftly and surely Greece makes a forced loan loam of ot one bil- bil billion billion bil billion lion and a 0 quarter of ot drachmas with no possibility of ot dodging that tax |