Show t p pAll TODAY All to t the th Rock Reek A Pile A Long Nelly Alphabet NIly and nd Joe Joe-A Je Detroit Solomon w I By y ARTHUR BRisBANE Copyright 1926 l 2 by the Star Co Congressman Summers earnest dry Republican from Washing Washing- Washington ton knows how to fix everything He would put senators diplomats i rich and poor violators of ot the th prohibition law at work on the same rock pile Editors Editor would go co to th the rocks not so much for tor drinking as for doln doing more to break down reo re for tor law than all the tb an- an anarchists that ever ver landed on Ellla Ellis Island I Ochs och ot th he New York Times and Noyes of the Washing Washing- Washington ton Star and Dr Barham of ot the Los Lo Angeles Herald who find It 1 hard enough to digest weak milk and seltzer will be b startled by b this news Dews Mr Yen Chinese Chines gentleman formerly at Yale and PrInceton heads a movement to educate all Chinese and starts start I as he be must the th ChI CM- ChInese with Ith an MI effort to simplify noes nese ni alphabet The Th best he be h hopes hope for tor is to cut down the number of ol characters to one ODe thousand To Tobe be he really educated in China you OU yo must know at least five thousand different characters with which to write Patient mothers that hue have taught the th 26 letters lettera of o our al- al alphabet al alphabet to little boys hoys and girls will predict that universal education tion in China will proceed slowly Look at your our Chinese Chines laundry tickets and you will se see what stands between China and universal sal education Mr Ethelbert Stewart who tho gathers labor statistics for tor the th government demands petting parks In public spaces for tor work work- workIng work work-ln Ing men and women woman wom n Nelly from th the shoe factory can stand a litti little petting in a public park by Jo Joe from th the stock stockyard yards yard says say the official lie He thinks our laws law governing go the parks parka are too puritanical Others will suggest that It might be well wll to persuade Nelly and Joe Jo to set t a good example before the so-called so upper classes by r retraining refraining from physical demo dem demonstrations dem- dem demonstrations of affection in public 0 If It Solomon looKs look's look down dOWD and watches Detroit he learned some some- something some thine thing last lut Wednesday I Mrs Mr Goosen foster mother and Mrs byi I real mother of four four- year old year old Mabel Irene both wanted the child Judge Brennan could not pretend to cut the child In two and get ft Information that way but had what hat seemed a better Ildea idea A motion picture machine and operator hidden from sight took pictures of the tb two women's feces faces facea I as the judge solemnly announced his decision to send tb the little I girl to an orphan asylum I I On the th movIng pictures 1 Mr drs I Goosens Goosen's face showed more Inore grief more biological emotional reaction I Imore tion the tho th judge called It the the fa face tac e of ot poor Mrs Idre Mr So SoMra Mrs Mra GC Osen got cot the tb child Th The reporters reporter ar are not convinced They ty uy emotion I is sometimes not shown on the face tice also that thata a childs reel real re l mother might be b too much In urne earnest t to display the proper waves of of affection Or the adopted mother might even have hav been ben tipped off to register love the ri right ht way Everybody remembers the noble lady Jady of ancient d days y condemned I to undergo the th ordeal of walking I I Ion on r red hot hot d-hot plough shares bares f He lier i friend the th good food bishop bad had the metal painted bright red lof of heating It it and the th lad lady walked I I barefoot through the th ordeal In tel trl tri Because Bec Becu u Mr Me Burbank I Is a therefore wise me good Rood people disturbed that that-h should See Se IDro I no Proof whatever of the Immortality nothing to Indicate Indicate I that when we w dIe dl we w 10 go anywhere except Into the th ground In this case the deepest deepe t scientist t may b be overruled by y th the simplest man This universe our little corner of It at least would be b a preposterous brutal brutal- joke Sf jf f this short life lICe lit were to end nd A cricket by the th railroad track sees seea no reason to believe that passing express trains will ever reach Chicago H lie JIe may even doubt th the existence of any aay cito Chi CM- cago That crickets cricket's opinIon means as a much as that of the mIghtiest scientist concerning Im Immortality mortality It l your faith has ha been shaken by th the estimable agricultural scientist Burbank you may find comfort scientist In th the words word of a infinitely greater Ch Charles rles Darwin He s Bud ld Inthe Believing a s as I do that man In the distant future will be b a far more perfect creature than he h now Is fa s It Is an Intolerable thought that he and all other sentient b be- be Inis bInis Inc toga ar are doomed to complete an an- annihilation annihilation after alter such long lone u continued d slow low prop progress To those thole thoi who fully admit the th immortality of ot the human soul the tb destruction of of our v orld will not Dot appear so 10 dread dread- fu ful dreadful nn |