Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-04-16 | Page 4 | Tom Sims Says

vv 4 Torn 0 Sims Says April has five days on which to tobo tobe bo be late at Sunday school Seattle wife who nho shot hubby claims she abe didn't aim to do it Since a legislator wants cheek to cheek dancing stopped they Should serve serve onions for Perhaps time really renny is money a it Is all aU some men spend Even if 1 women do have havo more sense than men ou ne ne er er see n a his shirt the back Two Tao miles of ot wire can be drawn from Crom an ounce of gold narrowing things rican down l do n to a fine point A pianists pianist's fingers finger II move ab abut times tunes a 0 minute while hl his neighbors move about once a wooL week Handkerchiefs were first manu manu- manufactured factored In Scotland in 1713 1743 much to the relief relict of ot sleeves The sturgeon lays about eggs Go out in the yard and read I It to the hens Opals are s soft when en taken from fromI I the Ole ground by men but hard ten nhen I taken from Crom the men by women I If It you want to know how hot it itIs itis ItIs Is going to bo be this summer go out in the kitchen and sit on the stove First cannon was wag ma made e In Scotland Scot Scot- Scotland Scotland land In 1554 and It is about time the last cannon was made I Tenpins were nere ere in the fourteenth century but the safety pin was nas as not among the first ten tenA tenA A golf golt ball leaves the club hed d bedat at about miles an hour bour I Is about as fast as a golfer goiter leaV loaves B the office Some Yellowstone geysers sp spout sp I ISome ZOO feet and this thiB Is very nice of the theold theold old Geysers The Tho word bon bo boBs comes from Saxon I Saxon Anglo The Tho boss boas however comes from front nowhere llen li lieu n vou vu loaf loat I