Show THE WEEKS WEEK'S W WASH ASH I A q 7 VERY R 8 l AS p CY D tic i wE f I L t YORi d j Rola Dy Dr DON HEROLD DO There Is nothing distinctive about living lIying In New York Tork over seven million other people are arc doing It IL It Uncle Jake Hibbard of Lettuce Lettuce- vine Lettuce Ind dl did not get anything I done the last twenty years of ot his life except have hay fever fe Dadd Daddy I wish Ish I had a little brother Well V Well II I dont don't think its it's pos pos- possible possible pos possible sible Why not Because there are no more notches on the toothbrush holder In the bathroom I KNOW K A MAN X MAX who who refuses to get married be- be because because be because cause he ho says san he does not want to expose himself to anything an except ex- ex except ex except the company manners mannel'S of ot any my- anybody any anybody body I hope they use better card card- cardboard cardboard card cardboard board In the tho Ice cream cones conel next season We 1 spent the past summer sumler near Goldens Golden's Bridge N Y I Lee ce Pape author of Litle Lille Dennys Denny's Note Note- Notebook Notebook book says It sounds like liko the name of or a place In the next world orld Francis Gallup writes that he passes through there now and then and wonders where the bridge Is that Is m mentioned In the catalog My reply to him Is that I think the name namo of the town does not refer ref r to lo any Iron bridge but to some dental work that r Mr Golden had done In the towns town's In- In infancy In Infancy fancy I wouldn't black black up ev every ry night for a night Even the discovery that a a play I lis Is over my head hend does not compel mo me to praise It For me It approaches pure ro- ro romance romance ro romance mance to look upon n a a woman thoroughly capable of me ma mea maa mea a black eye Some men may love lovo the tho heroine dimpled and dainty and with floods of tears at a mo- mo moment's mo moment's ments ment's beck but Ill I'll take tako my rny hero hero- heroInes heroines heroines ines rough Though Thou they thy may hurt my sensibilities I know Ill I'll never hurt th theirs Revues Ues have hae to draw well these days to keep up Ip the premiums on their pneumonia Insurance Have you noticed that the they ney- ney nev never er eI have telephone books In plays Characters invariably hive I lve the number on the tips of their tongues An express train gets to places quickly because It doesn't do any any- anything any anything thing else Just for or a change I would like to read rend II a a book or see a play on the pyorrhea peril or one ono on fall fall- fallen fall fallen en ln arches anything arches anything to get a II relief relict from love What a II wonderful year It would bo be It we e could get an agreement among all novelists short story writers and movie mo pro pro- producers pro producers to leave love loc lay alone alone lay ort off of It for tor just one year ear from Janu Janu- January Janu- Janu January January ary 1 to December 31 Sometimes I wonder If it it Isn't In books and plays plas that men and women get most of their Ideas about being such a bother to each other I believe love lo in real life liCe would thrive and prosper It if we let It grow for a year ear without pulling It up In books and plays so continuously continuously continuously for or Investigation and dis- dis discursion dis discussion Why hy not an bigger and better grapefruit Why not a whole hole string of plays about the most fascinating problems In Inthis Inthis Inthis this world how world how to make a living without working for It Or a play discussing ways and means menns to o keep leep steam radiators from hiss hiss- hissIng hissIng hiss hissing ing and pounding After Arter all there are a lot of things to ro o worry about besides love love love 10 e Most plays plas arc are produced not for Arts Art's sake but with the primary primary primary mary Idea of selling tickets |