Show ts WASHINGTON LETTER t U II IF THEnES THEnE'S JOY I IN OR OH SORROW I IN SOMALI SOMALI- I THIS TillS fAN I IT CT Dr r F VART STE SF Service Serico W WAShINGTON Oct As IS-As- l As- As Secretary of ot State J But Dut- Dutler But I ler r Wright Is tho tito man who keeps tab for nt Coolidge on the congratulatory massages Its It's if con Coil considered con considered polite for tor the tho hitter to send end to the tho heads of or other gov- gov eov Messages are ar called for forby forby forby by birthdays ys national sarles earles sane and like Joyful occasions so that they can be b foreseen for cn with certainty Yo Yes they can bo be foreso foreseen n with certainty If It one on has ever over heard of it them Their number Is I tremendous ous and very few of thorn them are aro ot of the tho th slightest Importance except In inthe the tho various countrIes to Which respectively they are arc I peculiar Who can tell off hand on what day In tn what month and year Bolivia declared her Independence or the th date dUo ot of I birthday 7 Well Wall Butler utter Wright doesn't do nt try to carry It all around a around In his hla head bed lIe keeps II a a list of at days lIus ar- ar arranged arranged ar ranged chronologically each euch op- op op opposite Its Ito appropriate date wIth witha a few words word descrIptive ot or what hat Its It's it nil all about so o that t the he con can con can an bo be worded Day by d day y he h glances at this calendar and tips ort oft th the president j T Tatter after atter which this lion Is on the th q 1 t th lie he writes write hIs bis congratulations for tor him Since Sine the th White Whit Douse Housa drafted Charles Charlee L 1 L Cooke Cook who formerly was the th tAte state stat departments department's or of In charge chare of at ceremonIes Wright has hIlS beep been the th departments department's specialIst on qu questions of ot tn orl l etiquette i In general jeneral For Instance lie he h Is always alwa's on hand haitI to meet and gro greet r ct Visiting foreign notabilities when they they ar a riv ar-riv rive In Washington Ho H does doc this thle kind of ot thins thin Well Ho know knows what to o say lIay and do I-fe I understands hoW to o me snout t emergencies Hos Ho's II ImposIng lie Jle takes naturally f to a ft lik hat bat I a frock coat and spats Cooke Cook was a good officer In chargo of ceremonies too but ut when Miss Laura Harlan quit a as White house social toeo t l gO Into loto the tho real business the tho executive mansion needed him and ho he h answered the tho th summons These The foll folk who straighten out cut social octal problems for tho the White Whitehouse house and ald the tb state department are extraordinarily secretive They hav havo to be tor for hey they have to resort Were WT to many an expedient which were It t r revealed would be certain fo to o make mak some lomo som exalted ir er exceedIngly hot under ull ler tile the collar r Assume for tor the th sake sako ak of at elect ment tha that an ambassador ador wa was In Inthe inthe the habit of eating peas with lila Ills luMo at White Whit House dinners n It wouldn't nt do d to remind him that this wasn't good rood form No So the tho social secretary would simply ban ban- banIsh banish banish ish pea peas from front the tho th menu when when- whenever over ever warned that he h wits was 8 1 coming Take Tak a teal rc l case caso that did hap hap- happen happen pen to leak out s 's been a II feud for or a ft long Ume tIno between the tho th member of or the th pa cabinet and the th supreme court Ila as to which til-kes til pr state stat o slon It n began becan In the fh late t Chief Just full ice ICO Fullers Fuller Full rf time tim and till I ettle tInt But lIt its it's tt noteworthy that tro from ram that day dllY to this the lIe two groups have hav recap recep tion Uon nights during tile tue th Wl house season elison Another Another- thing thine thin visitors are ar not supposed to sit down at a ft presIdential presidential presidential reception but lo they used to do It folk It folk too Im- Im ImportAnt important Im Important to be b notified that th t they wro commit committing ling a faux pas paa JS fo Today Y l there arc never ar any chaIrs In eight when the tho til president Is receiving ri |