| Show SENDS COOKED GOOSE BY MAI MAil Pungent Aroma At End Enof of Journey Wrecks Brotherly Love B By JESSIE JIE 51 lal Radio ni p Copyright 1925 l by Consolidated Press Preas Association PARIS April Its 18 1 Its It's queer what hat notion the tho th home folks get et ns as asto ato to what will plea Uncle Cyrus and Aunt Maudi Maudie while the th latter are In Pari Paris Paris Parl Just now is II I so o full of AmerIcans that the th I Uni as al althe ath the French quaintly call the United States must mut look as AI a empty as a Vall street on a 0 Sunda Sunday But one on hun bun dr tired d per cent of the th people who still till remain In the he United States Stales apparently have been It struck ruck by the he same amo Idea Ideo And this Idea actuated by tho the purest motives motives- motives those thou of ot giving Uncle Cyrus Cyru and Aunt Maudi a 0 souvenir of or horn borne borne- Is s making Just as aa a many countless thousands mourn as It if th tho motif were m mans man's man ns n's Inhumanity to lo man Fruit must be awfully cheap plentiful In America this season leaSOn The Tho Idea which hu has ha truck struck truck most moet of o 1 I the tha th home horn folks Jam Dear Deur readers did dIJ you ever spend an hour milling around a strange trane office In a strange strang-o land being directed hither and yon jon up- up and down until at nt last lait you havo run to earth arth the department which actually does doea doe contain the registered package of whose hoso who arrival ou have hav been apprised T Have Dave Hav you ever ver waited hours boun time more Urn Is II I nothing nothing- In the th French rench bu business World till world till a leis lell- leisurely 1 clerk eventually reached your our ease cue and then discovering that It wu was his hi lunch lunch hour hour lunch hour hour- hour liar Har he Ilari-he Har h takes take two hours hour for hands It-hands hands you OU onto another clerk who already hu has ha fifty frantic Americans at his hi little barred win win- window window dow Lucky Its Ita If barred JAR J OP OF JAM J And then while the sunny after after- afternoon noon noon wears wear away vay way and you ou think of the Louvre and the th Bel Dol and even of the afternoon tell tea le at PrunIer together with other thoughts thought whiCh our own Innate rood good taste tat and that of the th printers printer union giving Inc In ing ap pAc ce to Just now have now hav ou ever having endured all this been confronted with a a jar of ri TIP ry am from dear old MI MIs Green Green- I leaf with her best bet love e and II a a duty duly And nee excess as postage po t to o of 31 U francs francI T three Thirty francs franc is II I around 1 H You can get ret a marvelous J jar r of pam pain near the th Rue de d la II PaIx I for lets less than a L dollar Of course coune It Isn't Mis Ml raspberry jam by which which by the time the th post pot pot-g- ago age and arId duty are ar paid has ha a a flavor of raspberry berry all its It own Probably dear old Mis Greenleaf hu baa planned to lend send you at least leut leanon one Jar of Jam ever every cry week during our itay stay and she ho h will wonder for forthe the tho rut rest of ot your our life lite Wh why you brought ht her nothing from Paris Parl but buta buia a mean look LOSES QUALITIES Then thore 1 is 10 Sister Sitter Susies full of of- of ot fring of cake cako Sister SuSies SuSie's Suil cake cak Is it famous In Center flut Dut during iho th three thre thousand mUe oce ocean n Sister Suites Suite's cne Co cl has luffer suffered d a sea change chante Aft After r postage po taro and duties on the neat little packet have been paid and Contents content duly noted you real real- realIZe realIto real real-iz Ito IZe that had Sitter Sister Susie been cook Ing Inc cakes Instead of ot sewing Shirts for soldiers soldier during the tho th war h she would now be b lauded as u the th lh world Worlds wonder woman woman-by woman by everyone ex- ex except ex except tao the tho th owners owner of o tao fae tories ou No 1 case Cue however how v r Is l more mor pUe- pUe ou ous than th n that of the th Staten Slaten Island man who came over here with the though obsession he h had lived In Staten Island lland for tor years that year that there is II good food In everybody Today he Ie I ii iia laa- laa a HadI This man had hd a brother I Is the correct word for tor ho he h acknowledge edges no brother now The Th broth cr vIsiting In London suddenly remembered that Fred over In Sti Paris Pari I loved lo d roast roul goose gooe on his 1 birthday S he mailed Fred one on o 1 Now Fred d likes like his hll hi gOOse roos a bit gain gainey e but nobody counted on various bits of red tape tap and Intricacies of Cross croes- channel channel mall mail which delayed the arrival of ot the goose for tor perhaps a 11 eek The moment Fred applied at the postoffice packet for his hll hi registered pack pack- r ack- ack et three clerks fled tied to the Secret archives and ran with the th parcel at full speed CC 1 to o the spot pot where here Fred waited Aha Here service muttered Fred But Dut It wasn't wt ervice it was self defense Great grief cried Fred red re- re toiling coiling recoiling re what the the- theA theA th A clerk with quivering nt nostrils explained tT delicately 1111 The goose 0 proclaims proclaim itself elf mon mon- monSo So did Fred Frd |
