Show I DOROTHY l Ily Dr 7 DIthe DI DIV tilt the World V t highest raid laid Woman oman 1 I YOUNG GIRLS ARE THE BIGGEST OF ALL GAMBLES IN THE WIFE I WIDOWS MARKET WIDOWS ARE AREA ARE A PRETTY SAFE BET BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE BUT ROPES BUT NEAR OLD MAres MAIDS ARE THE REAL GILTEDGE GILT EDGE SPOILERS OF HUSBANDS A MAN of 35 wants lo to know knot whether hether to pick out a 11 flapper napper or a II A AMAN or a II bachelor girl cirl for lor a n w s Ito Ire o Well con sn matrimony is a gamble that that'd t d aarE put puts oil stock and suburban developments yS In I the Hs sure thing cia class No N human being beng cantell can few t- t iw tell tel before e hand how h w an any marriage is ie going gong to ff St St turn out ut nor what sort ort of a wife any y woman it i will villi make ri ke All that you can con do Is it to t use 1 your best judgment and then keep your fIn fIn- fIngers fin fin 5 gets gers for luck buck But I I should rate the r three matrimonial propositIons prepositions you submit to tome toIs W Is Isme y me as s hazardous conservative and gilt edged I yik 01 r f r E the Ibe 3 loune o oung girl Cirl rl Is e She Sho Is IsI I J v sy c on the cei I She is bubbling over with hl high b m S 1 i nd full of pep pcp and go eo She fhe is 50 so full tull of oC the Iho Hv wine me of or lire life that the she nto a man mass who ho is h v B along S toward middle age act and she slie makes him feel tha If i he lie her he ou would 1 renew his south l lUll I I i IU lii But it if he does maybe he finds out very quickly that this is s not true As soon as the honeymoon Is over he slumps lumps back into his hla own wn ae age class and there Is I a generation or of difference in Inclinations and desires them HE T TE U HAS lAS had bad his pia lime of ot life and wants ants to settle down Her pl pl-lv- 1 time is just begInnIng and ind she sir wants lo to settle up He lie feet feel acho acbo to 10 gad about of or nn an evening Ito III II for tor slippers against the radl radiator it ator lIe He wants nants a fireside companion She ants aits a Il dancing partner I A Alid ud so fO It goes gocs I L Many mature men marry young yung girls under the belIef that the way t f to get the kind of ofa a wife they want Is to 10 catch one i I while young and train her in the way he wants her to t go g Never Never was vas as there a more erroneous us theory than that young girls r I j jare are plastic e and as clay In the hands of the potter On the con con- conI contrary j I jA they are as immobile as granite and as hard to t change chonge A LONG y ONG before an any husband ever gets bold hol 1 of ot her heredity and en ha tato o form formed cd the girls eirls girl s and theto thele are arc very lea fe modifications mO of ot It that the man she he ho ever eer succeeds in mak lug lug- It If mother has baa her up sip to be Industrious and and selfish and sweet tempered she he a will ill the tho sot soil t of or a a wife ICe ife whose hose a hose price will be bo above aboTO rubles But no mere husband can make a slattern neat nor a spendthrift economical mical nor teach tesch a little spitfire calt calm cain and poise I i Nor can a husband change a dull brainless girl gorl Into Int at ar a r brilliant woman an nor his Ills own wn literary tastes into nto one who wh never reads reds anything but the society columns in n the dailyE daily dally t E papers SO CO 0 TAKING FAKING It all In lu all ail the oung gui enl Is a 1 dangerous lisle as os a mat Investment V T J On the other hand th the widow offers every element of safe safety safety safety ty to t the man who marries her For ono one no thins thing he does doeG d es not buy a pig in a poke so to speak He Ho knows what he is when he leads Iuds her to the altar for f r what she the is going to be beshe beshe beshe she already Is T TC D CA CAN judge ot of her mentality and tell whether he lie finds hr her line tt tr ola HD Hc H conversation con or boring borine lie can ascertain sho IS a good and thrifty housekeeper 01 ot a and a waster waiter lie Itc can e Cn find nd out how v she thinks a husband ought to be bo treated and whether whether heth hether er she was va as St 11 a nagging wife Ire or notA not notA A widow is S also a prefer preferred nate risk k in bee use she does not enter it t with the impossible expectations and demands that a young girl nirl Having had experience with one ma mail manthe she know knows that no man is la a deml demigod god and that all have their faults and weaknesses and peculiarities as ac well as their good no qualities and that a wise wice woman shuts her eyes to the blem biem and magnifies t the e virtues of her lord and thus gets along In peace and comfort with him hm t the widow l bas baa fourd fould out that the wa a to hold a mans man's 10 lose e end ind make male him hini purr undo ibur our ur hand is Ia to feed the brut brute and t I make him comfortable time the he man who ho marries a widow nearl nearly oj always all ays gets a wife wit If I who ho has regard retard for his stomach and respect for his pocketbook and who laughs at domestic difficulties over OHr which a girl wife would la have hate e hysterics 11 But the real government bond 1 commitment Is the old oId maid the woman who has seen the retreat at the ed Cd of her and who suddenly gets invited Into the matrimonial fold I CUE lID his lIs known n what hat it I was as to be lonely and amid he he hRS hits 3 known n whet it was as to have hae love lose to o give sivo and nobody on whom hom to bestow it She has baa found out how it l if la to make molke a real home for Cor one And so 50 when ben some man does don como come along liong who ho has baa sense I enough to appreciate her hr and want Mant ant her for a 1 wife Ire sh he spends the re- re reI re remainder I or of bet hel n adoring him She is the true husband spoiler because it t is a such a joy oy for her to have somebody to t do things for f r To T her makIng milking a home is 18 no drudgery it t is the fulfillment of the dream of her life and she makes a companIon of wh whom m her husband never tires tres because she spends her time crowning hIs head wIth a halo and J burning Incense at hI his feet Which is a soothing thing for the feelings of any man 0 THERE vou OU are son aou and which one of the wonton women you choose hooe de tie SO S ponds ncnds on how much gambling blood ou have haie POliO nORO rn Dix Copyright bv by Public Ledger Company |