Show I CALVIN NEEDS ANOTHER HORSE I President Coolidge and his con confidential friend Frank Stearns have have had a tailing falling out When the presIdent president got his hobby horse the thing was a profound secret and the outside was not to know that the president of ot the United States had a hobby There there thue was a aleak aleak aleak leak and Stearns Steams It was discovered con confirmed the story to the news news- newspaper newspaper newspaper paper men The president has been provoked over the publicity and has felt Celt the shafts of ot the satirists so 60 we are told But why shy hy should the president be b embarrassed Every one is la advIsed to have a hobby bobby and ride it It only to be careful that the horse does not run away with you It does look childish to see the president ride a hobby horse and those who have hare not Indulged the joy of rIding the animal may say it itIs itis ItIs Is foolish but golf golC arouses much mIrth by way of poking fun tun at it until you get Into the game So wait walt until you have ridden your hobby horse before you laugh at the president Without opportunity to exercIse as he should the president has hes got got- gotten gotten gotten ten astride what faintly resembles a horse borse because It Is a machIne saddled caddied and bridled and each day he goes for tor a gallop or a canter anter How easily friendships are dis disrupted The presidents president's confidential Oal adviser did not Intend to do him harm when he gave out the as to the diversion en- en enjoyed en enjoyed joyed by Calvin But the took offense offence and now the two are less friendly In fact tact It Is stated that Stearns Steams has not been seen around the White House since the break In their relations Calvin should not be so touchy He should have haTe laughed and en- en enJoyed en enjoyed joyed the Joke on himself made the best of his hi predicament Calvin should ha have haie e two hobby hobbyhorses horses borses one for tor exercise and the theother theother other to give a fine sense of ot humor without which long shadows taU fall across our paths |