Show s- s 4 4 1 The Man Who Talked 1 At Random t J I I I He In the window corner of the Pullmans Pullman's 1 sat compart smoking I I ment and breathed and uttered large opinions opinion in a voice It grew late as to so often it does and he put the quietus on a discus discus- discus tion I sian with the ponderous statement If i I 1 dont don't read advertisements They have no effect on me at all Id I'd never miss them if they stopped printing cm em em Then he glanced at his hit advertised watch and sought his lower berth In the morning the skeptic ad-skeptic contorted himself out of his adver adver- advertised advertised pajamas into his advertised underwear drew on his advertised socks adjusted them with his advertised garters garten got into his adver adver- advertised advertised clothes laced his advertised shoes and added himself to the con con- congestion congestion congestion in the wash-room wash J There he shaved with an advertised razor using advertised shaving cream brushed his teeth with an advertised toothbrush and advertised dental cream washed with advertised soap and brushed his hair with an advertised brush Buttoning his advertised collar on an advertised button he neatly knotted his advertised tie gave his advertised sus sus- suspenders sus- sus suspenders J penders a tug or two and finished dressing Let us leave him there this man who never reads advertisements I Everything worth using is advertised Everything that isn't rarely is is- is READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR VALUES VALUE'S I l 4 a V I |