| Show t I SEVEN BY AJ JESSIE iN HENDERSON LIL Io Iol 01 l N Y I Cop ht I 1923 NEW W cW yol-ig yol Aug Aint 4 Aint we got fun In the thc city Halt Half the time we e dont don't know for tor certain whether r we e still are married and tho the other halt half the tho time we are aro dodging things like the little explosion In nn an anice anIce ice Ico factory on an nn uptown uptOn n east st t 1 10 tret In het between een whiles it for tor thought is licking wo we can tAke u tIP the tho iy skirmish the bus battle or the poison polson pen debate That's ono one thing about l big town Life never neer drags It docen t thale hale liac time Its It's too short even to sag a bit hit in the middle All of at which brings one ono b bick bk k by easy eLSy stages tast to the lady who ho calls Mrs Irene Ireno Castle Castio Accor According to her friends In Paris the lady Is divorced d According to the lad she Is not no matter what the court record sho shows It alt all Jut just mother ono one of ot those which Ne New Yorkers seem deem to be sub sub- subJect sub subject to in the summer time I fIN r Tho The excitement nt 0 over oer er whether hether Irene still Is Mrs how IlOW- how how- however ever and een even the excitement oter the Ward case and anti its e ever eer er recur recur- recurring recurring recurring ring cablegrams pales before the thet t of at living In the tho same block with an ice factory The Ice factory dl did l the tho same thing a year or so ago but whenever the top blows blos oft off an ammonia tan tank It seems to bo be a fresh tresh surprise This time the neighbors forewarned by last years year's eXP experience put vinegar soaked towels around their noses noe and dashed for lor the street Those who didn I t know what to do under undera a gt g gis attack merely curled up limply in their homes home and waited for tor the tho firemen to drag their halt conscIous forms torms out the window 1 VI ID ID mir TIIU If n 0 Meanwhile two hospitals sot Mt up ip first aid stations jut just outside the I ammonia rone livery Every one onA in the I city who ho wasn t I Inside tho the sonG zono hurried to the rim ot of o It it IL And al- al altogether altogether al altogether I together a vivid time was had by byall byall byall all tor for a number of hours It s d the I most awfully clubby feeling when you ro one of ot several suffocated people around for tor w a u Of air And tt it Its I Ian an experience never known by people In the tho rural dIstricts where natural l ice grows treel I j I Another thing there came cAmo the first case on record where a man I was mide m poorer by hy tho the gift or of It seems that AudItors gave save Miss s Irene Irne Hayes a number of oC trinkets valued v atI at I around that sum Miss Hayes went aboard with lith them got mid at Mr I Auditors and end returned 1 the jewels 1 dow ow jewels which change chance hands while abroad arc aret legally ne Iy And the duty on newly purchased 1 jewels jewel I if Ir you bring Ithem them into this country is 80 per pr percent percent I cent So you see co how a man cant can't be too careful about giving presents to toda odai |
