| Show FITZGERALD on toothpaste f- wonderful as ii curls and from the tube the What can compare with the What can rival the luminous ribbon of white red and white Are you of the multitude each morning Jai rise in eager anticipation of that first taste of mint cream Mr hair if you take the wrong can or Are you thrilled and excited by the word Have you as I to the power of the And never would I have to the glories of toothpaste one blissful in bend-f W ing back a bristle of my propelled just the tiniest dab into my J MY EYES WERE I saw the Toothpaste is longer just mere The dancing and those tremendous areas of no-space into which such vast volumes of yellow have dis- 1 have been relegated to the Man has at last broken through 1 i the Gardol Even as I M jj i ft no less than twenty-three per cent of school-aged children iB I In are 1 W in a ap- plied program of oral hygiene and professional f V rJ They these They v 8 And the rest of the world y I blunders on in complete s S But you to shall Mis- are broadcasting the y toothpaste word to the and eventually you will come to un- or you shall suffer some blessed accident such I w and you top shall have your eyes i THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH is upon Therefore the electric toothpaste cannot be far And not far behind that will be electric And oh blessed the world km witness the emergence of the electric dental And the word will jj ad will be a family At seven-thirty in the morning the lights will dim as all the elec-J res trie in the city are turned on There be toothpastes with four-colored Dentists will have to totally upon endorsements for a Youngsters will become shouting out their lack of to parents please by reflex with- 1 out really understanding just what a cavity Oldsters will Jj teeth worn fine by the electric aids with electric w And I shall carefully wipe down my teeth with a rag moistened in oil of and I shall have a patch of genuine plaid pasted over my 44 |
