| Show TWINS TWIN'S FRAU FAVORS WEEK WEEK- WEEKEND WEEKEND END PARTIES BUT TWIN GIVES EM THE RASPBERRY i iI I t Tr C ta And I 1 never hod a swell U time Inco Ince the cIa day I wits to tile the tien- tien tI on fell down m A manhole lou ou remember It lIS ho time I had boll boils By S SIM tM 11 BELLMAN T THINK remarks the frau I I Jl I 11 Invite tho the out for the week end Over O m mi stiff corpse you will willI I comes back snappy I Id 1 d love lovo to do it that wa way Ro s the wife but I never nver did have no luck What i Is Ie our objections may J I ask even It if the th answer don t Interest me Pete Pets and aad that thin Liz Liz- Liz Liz-le Ie ne of oC hi his n was nan out here hero for fora tora a toria week end I returns return and tori I Ine ne neier or had such a swell time since the dal I was on the wa W to the dentist a s and tell fen down a You remember remember-it remember It was the time I had them thorn bol bolls boils It If It ou thinks snaps the i misses that that I I Is gonna 11 the live e out In the countr country without having no I company you re a June bug on the bicK of o a March hare Company I repeats Am Ain Aln t I Icom conwan ian L LOCKS IDES IDE IS You can call that If 30 au want wants returns the wife lIfe but all the tho Ideas Idas you got has been roasted sen ed cold and turned In- In Into Into in into to hash What I wants I is some now new Idea Ideas that dont don't havo have to be armed over and and- and And you figures figure on getting them from Pete and Lizzie mih mih I sneer sneers Why not she sho Inquires Inquire Well ell I tells her they they I Is a alotto lotto lottie t reasons but hut the main maln one Is the thc aln am aint t got no more of o em cm than thana a Arkansas s 5 got dia- dia dia studded mond-studded ear car mutts muffs If It I dlo-I you really wants ants to get jerry jelT to some J of the Big Time gossip why hy dont don t you ask High Dome Finnegan to corns come out Hes He's old Addison Sims ot of Seattle when mn It comes to what's going on I come out here answers ers the frau to get Iret away from them bar bar- barroom barroom barroom room co cowboys boy of ot sourn ourn and It If you thInks think Im I'm gonna have that saw saw- saw saw-dunt I duet dUAt In this house you I got enough different thinks com corn coming lIng lag ing to make I ou a foot five set ret of I books N B n B V N TIlE TIER GUESTS GUIST I am ain aln t an anxious lous to have havo him saya I All Im I'm trying to do Is Isto Isto lato to kill off that week end pest Idea Why y dont don't you ou like people out hero asic asks the poison polson Ivy I does I comes come back but I I wants em cm to drop In and out the same day Company Is a good thing but hiving having em cm run own you rigged two or three days I Is lug lug- lug gins gins gins- the good thing too tar Re- Re Remember Re Remember member what happened the tho last time you OU had the here We We Ve had a II tine fine time begIns th the misses and arid Yes we did not I cuts In Weel end parties Is Ie like camping trips The Is great things to look fon ard to and back upon but they Is hell halt when hen hen they I Is Want Vant me to tell you what with the No I dont don't shoots shoot the wife t I there ALl AliT P 1 ALIKE Not quite I returns return Most 1 of the time them them puncture were here you didn t know whether hether you youa youK lOt ere a ore ere hero or there and they wasn t hardly a minute when hen you wasn't I running around the joint like a chicken with Its feet oft off Just the ionic So sour our out blow-out was 3 no different from other end week tie p I ho ha s ha-s been to How do you mean asks Kate Kato In In the place I tho ho hostess tess works work so damn lamn har hard to make mako everybody that sho she finishes up by making them uncomfortable She tried like the devil to make mke feel fecI at home with the results th- th h hit t the a average end week guest fe feels ls about as s at home as Mickey lIckey the feel eating breakfast wll the wife of ot the of Vales Wales In Westminster Abbey I The Prince am ain aln t got no wIfe remarks the frau I suppose I growls be blamed on me mo before the tho out What bat I m getting at though Is that everybody 9 a glad to get got a abid abid lis bId to a week end party and dar darn dam Is sight h gladder to get awa aaa a a from CLAD TO BEAT T IT You think the tho were ere glad glod to got get away ay asks the ml mis s e as asS S I know they wa was I tells her seeing that Pete and Lizzie al- al almost al almost most ran blath getting to the station sta lon at 8 o'clock to grab a that wasn t due until half half- past half past 10 But I am aint t Interested II 1 I ithe i the tho rotten time they had Ini Im thinking of ot what hat iou ou and I h hadd hadde put up with Speak k for tor sniffs the wife I enjoyed VI Ul Sure I jeers I I seen soon IOU ou when you done It I remember i distinct the tho pleasures you had ge- ge gating ge ting ting up early In the morning and battling with the tho rook cook ook begging her herto herto herto to stay stoy until your party was over I remembers your hea heavy jO joe when Pete drank up upa upa upa a quart of ot my war pro and brolo that vase ase In sour our room I remember remember ber her your when that tat fat fathead fat fathead head used one of oC your our zippy guest towels to wipe his shoes shoos with I our merry his ha-his ha hl s when hen a hen we used to sit around In th the afternoon with nith nothing to do an and with nobody hiving a a Idea about hat to do 1 1 You I Is just jut picking out the bail spots Interrupts Kate ON OV A COT Hell I exclaims I J I aint touched cia cm yet The things thing I has mentioned Is the real Interesting stuff luff that happened lain I am ain t said nothing let iet et about the flock nOck of at fad cod fadden fod fodder der den and bale of drinks them Glum Glum- Into us for tor I aint sold said nothing about me Ila having Ing to sleep on a camp cot and use ono one onoto to towel el tor for three la dais s on the tho account t tot ot of you being afraid you was gonna run wipes Ipes nipe I aint peeped a about about- about L You v i e said sold enough cuts In the tho wife I m convinced Then Thon the party e 8 off I asks It It Is sa sKate s Kate the the way I first planned it I got II a new Idea now What's that I Inquires Inquire I 1 m gonna have the Aliens Anens out ot at the same time tim with the Glum Glum- smiles Kate 1 hero does that make mo me sleep I wants ants to know In the coal scuttle I can Imagine nothing returns the misses haughty ot of less lees Inter Inter- Interest e est edt t to me My lily duty Is to look 1001 after the comfort of ot of my guests Do ou think the Allen Aliens II 11 come WOK LOOK I OR i GRUB The Aliens Allen I tell tells her ber will go go any place where e they can crash Into some hooch I think that pair of ot mis- mis misfires mIsfires mis misfires fires Just lives from week ek end to week end They away enough h grub between Friday a ait Monday to last cm om the rest ret of the I week What do IOU ou want theM kind kinda gritters around the hou e for They Is joll says the frau and Id be jolly too tOI I cuts in It IC ItI P I had bad a natured good hick like I Islay Is Islay layout lay out the flops and chops for tor torme forone forme one me That reminds me Did the Allen Ailen or tho ever ask you to visit them No admits the wife wite ut ut they aln am t got a big paInt palce like we Wa waha-s waha haq air No soya nys I and Im I'm I gonne hive a bigger place than this If IOU ou keeps keep going In tn tor for them thym weI end end ups hold-ups E NEXT T What do IOU ou mean she he saks sak You Tot know that big bl I place Or O the tho hill bill 7 I Inquires Inquire You Toil re m her ber that big blK bl r white building run by byth bythe bythe th the county Dont Don't be bo silly snaps Kate Im going to have haie II a a good time even If It It does land you In poorhouse Oh very well sell SIt s I be a pretty weak mu en mil In Itself I suppose scoffs the tru lou ou think that that's a funny tunny wheezeS wheeze I can t Imagine I returns haughty anything ot of less Inter Inter- InterI Interest Interest est eat to me roe than what hat iou OU suppose suppo I My lly duty Ii Is III to my jests jesta |
