Show ACID BOTTLE HAMMER AND I It WHIP BAD POLICY SAYS TWIN t I I i t n n S M 1 v I YOu yOL cn can t hardly hear your your- I yourI elt thin think no iionia la re- re reIa rc Ia ks High Hith Dome on ho of 01 the tho nol made 1 hem booms up booms Is 18 tn-ni tn I In- In In e- e et Ai i t tuu ou hoard be comes that we e Is ronna nominate 00 o no presidents 1 0 tbs tb's eh Yeh sa I i 1 did lr h alJ about It do donn n the c-arace c but I ben been so b- b bui to ep up Ih them m ht do 11 in t that hat I ain t thad ad no time to out hat pop pop-pop no noises os I-os I l Ill hear In Is all about Ho Hov s nt my friend Johnson alona lIe He s already iu The May Y things look now oud oud be a to bel t e could call i llio tho pat part of th lh pre precinct he es ll In III in III tor the nomination t Theres There's n a smart Id that Jut Just scold scolded ad Hodo How Ho do iou ou nt mein n I als ks III h Cel hear hrar III sa huie 1 out returns High ome without knowing a I thin bout 1 if I II bet lie 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through I Inquires Inquire and gone answer nigh Dome and so Is e eer er body else that been on II I chanco at t CIl Cleveland olAnd Cool dg Is In and n ent ld a-ld h he d hl h he e to 10 llope i wilh lih a 1 gal at in the I Illie llie sho lip soused at a con I blow up the th Whito ilo Ilou o tl I from I to go into Ino the inching l business to lole Ioe out now 2 Nobody o Joly as wa I slain prettier thin Cal this min min- minute minI I ute uie I wouldn t be b It ho didn t come within 80 O o 01 0 60 ot u Ing all 11 the votes otes of ot Iho UtO con t tho first ballot What hat K happened the theD D since tince I lot 01 ilk t-ilk to tome tome me Inot la 7 I 11 ll ans ero rn n g the tho way ay thine now lver everybody bod s Ills h 13 blo 11 up and nd they aint nobody in the thrace ace that aln t t crippled In the legs and with a arm In a ns i ery C time a bobo pops bis hla head up hom home homebody hod body comes coms alone and crowns crOwn Thero la 10 this boy Jim Reed out In hs h's h s 's the tho HI Johnson or ortho tho Democratic part party that he li cm n talk taster with te er brains What I to him I in interrupts Nothing but nn- nn nn Aen h Dome He He S gonna start his campaign by show inc Ing whit a favorite ta sOn on ho bo was as In his own o Did he he- he heI I 1 asks 1 It C CI L It hes he's the ta SOn on of ot 11 SIn an MoiShe la Is the f favorite of th Ku Xu Klux l ux Klan lor pro They la Is sot got a In counties out there and Dd the list I bead of o tho turns I two 0 of em cm tint thought they would ma be vote ote fo It all the other died Th other went ent on ree old as In favor or of ot the countr back to England K Ie Ibey was any chance of ot Reed Ee u In What's hats th Ih trouble with lIh him himI I wants to 10 know InoW fc-ame fc mo HI III s the ol got the mouth disease I Domo Hed He'd rather choke than 1 a anything decent about any i body anybody ody chances any i bettor I Inquires I t SE C GOOD TACTICS T A little alUc he nn on the o or tb boS not no belne ablo 10 get eel an bod else elso 10 to male make a good I rIght goodrIght him It aint no use knocking a bird unless ou got irot to to lilt lIe front In hi place It aint tor II alter to tell you the bad hes he's goU ten tell you Iho tho mut mul- multon mutton ton good anY anYa anyway a o II 1 ho b wants to mako a It 1 01 ale I I though ins I wa along pretty He W 9 admit admits but It looks like 1118 they kinda de I him ham him bini down in Tho Th 90 cuckoo anyhow on gelling 4 can can didat I from th South and It kin aln t no grand frand rec for a lad down In Dixie when one ot the big big it mammy In tho Iho cllon lurns ou down I flit It lIKe HIlO dOllo with Un Underwood 1 Didn t I read In the papers I about ft lad named Ralton to the front You mn bc did High Hl Dome but did you yon notice nOllee here s she he h from Ohio Int bt be I aD wre H He back cin g n and and that s th Ith him You Iou mean mn not being being- Ohio I asks tk A CHOICE No bo ho r turn th tact ct that that ou OU dont don't know who he h Is or wh I hs h's from Th voter Is almost us as Ignorant nj lIS iou OU 1 I and It take lit t least lead three years to get the country acquainted 1 As s far 11 i a-i I knows ho bc ln t ne neer er done the o nary dl nar excepting to got fot Into tho Senate and ond Jim ROld dono that much twice Aint Int they a a kind swine sIng s Ing to- to toward to toward ward Co Co CoI I Inquires som om av HIth Dom Dome and they Is a chinco eh that ho mil might make II OHn it as i en ell by ae seven en or 17 11 million last time I but I don t take talle his chances se- se ilous c-ilous neither I From the tho way you talks talk I J reo re remarks marks s the they 15 Is gonna take billott and then IId- IId ad adjourn In journ on n the account o of t th he lad notI not I avine no more mor jack jacl to tork up for hotel bills Not quite that bad Finnegan but but I got cot a II Idea Id n 11 talc take a lotta balloM e I hey tho bo boy to inn Hie bo bent lIh Co In a Loupin months It the nomination and nd Is a chance of bO n bit blid d pull pull- pullIng pull pull-Iny Ing n n quick nn ocl lock Ing the bo bov 0 otta theli feet tet alto Coolidge done don with hern cops cop down In Boston The situation right now Is just ripe foi some ud len flash fluh like Ilk that thai Its It's It almost lle It was WIIO In Kit 1696 when hen Bill domed Iho tho l lads d that didn t teven know he ho was as In Iho house hos The might hll have to te t tike ko him hima a I sugg Not ot a look look-in comes coms back Dome The Tho train his station i 1 lore lorg time timo ago Borne bimbo does dou tome some trick the Jest best bet Is thata a blid like Robinson or of or ls Da Dav Is of ot est ir lna or Mar Mar- Marshall shAll shall ot o or ono of ot thom lads 11 get gt In or a n compro- compro ml compro-ml o like Garfield dono back In tho 70 0 M-I M LrI A SIa I e exclaims Is Is h he till alive e I 1 to 80 nn 01 an he hes one ot of my h I lies Hes tile the vice I IC C cr hoal d of or I High II II I Dome that tuck stuck mound In cd human and got e ta I n lotI lotti fun tun the he job oll si S s I wo Ion don t need no humorists In the thc hico hite House t Maybe Mayb not nt but a 1 In It wouldn would n t L bo be as bad as t a t laugh at 01 It II IIvo vo |