Show I I TE By y GRANTLAND Ilc RICE Hf I Copyright 1924 Now New ow York Tri Tri- Tribune bune Inc Trademark Regis Regis- Registered Registered tred U S Patent Office THE TiLE B BUDS BUD'S tEDS tED'S AD ADA CE AD A CE CEI I wrote Tote a IL song sone and a capital song And many a song ong I wrote And some ome were nero re pretty and some ome nero ere strong And some soma had i n mournful note And praise came caine flying About my I head their beauty and grace Braco and I ease But they didn't pro provide Ide me with Ith I decent bread And certainly not itoh with Ith cheese I I wr wrought ht an n ode a remarkable ode And Anti others both large Irge and fine Some poems framed In the tho classic I mode And one in the epic line I And men said Id Truly a goodly muse How deep Is the voice that But But I lacked hacked a patch tor for my broken shoes boes And a darn on my worn out Punch Punch And then I decided to switch my In line And take a sniff at the swag So I soaked by fists In a barrel of ot brine brino And bought Ill mo me a a punching bag bagI bagI I learned the method of ot b bashing a n brow And AntI setting a out knock-out pace And when hen Tex Tea offered me fifty thou I laughed In the blighters blighter's face tee I learned to jab with sith Ith the left lett nOd and right I learn learned d to counter and arid duck I learned to sock with the sin sin-ahi- Ing might Ot Of Leo Loo killing a buck Then I tied my say odes to a ivy he-ivy rock And dropped them thom Into a tank For I ve ye just bought an n rt ap ment block And the tho stock In a 0 national bank OUR DAY AND AiD THIr TI EC Ever and nd anon we o ha called lour our attention to the amazing flashes that that- develop In tho the sport sport- sportIng log Ing life lito of at our day and nd time Ume Here we wo have facing the tho cham m cl champion pion plon for a title a I sine sine- teen y teen year old oar schoolboy still try try- trying tr tring ing Ing to remember that the square ot of the th hypotenuse of ot a right right- right angled angled triangle Is equal to the tho sum um of ot the squares square of the other two sides Ides or admonitions to the tho same mo effect Wherefore Because he be h 1 I Is fat fast on his bis feet teet feet h has a s good food left loft load lead and kno knows when to duck Stribling at nineteen I Is fast tast cool courageous and I He still has hILS hl his share bare of ot ring lore to learn and he Isn't one lne of the smashing hitters hItter lie He ha has about enough to gle gho lie n an 0 e en en tight fight Which recall recalls the tact fact that Gene Tunney money American light heavyweight champion is due duo to toha toha ha hae e a shot at the light heavy heavy- heavyweIght heavyweight weIght title above ill other parties or of tho the first second and third part Tunney h has ls been elbowed out ont of at the tho way quite long enough Ito He has hs a tough hurdle to take t t In Ad Stone but It If he ho slips slips lipa by that bunker th the big title should be hi his next nt stand sund THE ruE I I TE You can say what hat hat I iou ou want 1 presidents lites r F L r but but college dents and other loading leading instructors tors are getting retting more and ad more worried about the tho cit eit growth and Increasing Interest now do- do de developing eloping In college athletics College les athletics are aro still under faculty control The Tho faculty is 10 I sill still I supreme No student can pummel the two to base hit or as- as as assault sault the line lino who Ion ian t batting above SOO In hi his classroom work 1 There must aiwa alwa a s bo ho some omo ir- ir Ir-i Ir Station hOle heto The Tho faculty naturally ally wants ant classroom work work lee lee- lec i tUles tut Cs etc tC given greater atten atten- attention attention attention tion And youth being youth finds lInds a a greater lure in sport port and competition And It Is the great great- greater greater greater er lure that must mut be bo guided with greater care There will silt never be any widespread agitation over loung oune oung men IDen studying too hard and taking no Interest In sport I The general situation Is being better h now than ever evor before and perfection 1 Is not to bo be attained In ten or fit fifteen teen minutes Tim THE T EYE As Ao wo ae e recall tho it ass as Walter J 7 Tra Trails Is greatest of at all golf gaIt students who alto 0 proved to lo Us that on one e ole eie e al always ays predominates predominate that In sports both eyes eye do not te l up on the 50 60 basi basis J NOI mally It Is the sight light ee C that thatIs thatis Is i in control This many account for tor doubts about George s II t to bl his old greatness On One Onee C cle e Is Supposed cd to bo be working I but the tho predominant eye seems to have been the tho one at- at at af With one trong eyo and nd andone andone one weak eye a am competitor might be b better oft off with a black patch covering the affected ce ole C 0 TIters There o h hao e been much greater greMer handicaps In sport than the tho 10 loss of an e ee e eThe The e could be nothing finer for tor forthe the tho season than Staler's return since no sport aport can afford to lose losea a m man ln of at his character and abili abili- ability ability ty The The East Cst comments a I cone corre correspondent con can t see sea west of ot the Alleghenies no matter what hap hap- happens hap happens pens After the of th the tha Colt Colt- Cali CaU California fornia trade track team Ih the Washing Washington I ton tori crow Miss Mias hll Helen Wills Wil- Wil Wil William liam lIm M H Johnston Charley Pad Pad- Paddock Pad Paddock dock Jack Dempsey and nd one or two others we Jav have an Idea Idell that the East Cast Is 15 pretty well weli adjacent to the tact fact that a number of things thing take place west ot of the AIls Allo Allo It may not be bo openly admitted In certain eastern circles I but the tho understanding I Is fIrmly I planted golfers W What at golt golfers re want to know Is when the tho slice lIce out of at bounds and the ha topped mashIe maehle to toU the brook will be abolished re- re restricted ra or at t least standardized ton tor 11 hi alike tUk |