Show I NEWS NEW NW S PAPER EXTRA SPAGHETTI EXTRA I MORE THAN TIES TICS FRIEND WITH STRING FOOD Kansas City man won a spag I eating hetu contest by a few yards eating feet feet which Is some feat After Arter using the holes in this thi- amount of spaghetti for making maUng 1423 1422 doughnuts you would have bave enough h les left o 0 over er en to teed reed two moths six months FOREIGN NEWS Keep cool Is Geddes advice to I England The price of coal coat makes this thu warning useless here CALAMITY NEWS Earthquake was felt In iky sky Alaska It seems seem as If one hit the town name before this SPORTS the Russian chess champ pIa cd chess and bad had a 0 tooth pulled at the same time with without without without out taking an anesthetic for fol er en and without taking ether for an anesthetic the tho pain vain of or one ono probably probably ably counteracting the lie pain of ot the theother theother theother other CUSSING NEWS This I It la not about Congress Prominent Portland Ore woman called a Jury July something awful Peru Vt man man nn ori offers rs six farina Canns rent free but an e ei ea farm farmer or tells us this is not cheap enough FISHING NEWS I Scientists found a whales whale's rib In InI Trabuco Canyon Calif What an f I absent minded whale I anI I JAIL NEWS Got Cot the peg In Winnipeg Crook I there had flOOd 1000 je jewels cis In his peg leg Cop Cops a pulled his leg I I 1 SCHOOL NEWS I Study your spellIng lesson Ie on or IIrI you are In for a bad spoil pell I MUSIC NOTES Portland Me man roan sued a Sing log InO school because It annoyed hm him Maybe he ha can sue our landlord I EDITORIAL Irving Irvins Cobbs Cobb's story about ados a dog I chasing a rabbit and the tho weather so 80 hot both were walking Isn't so ao good tor for ti winter Inter We Ve saw a turtle racing a snail and the the- neather cather so I lag cold both got arrested rested for tor speed speedIng I MARRIAGES Women are arc nice but many are foOlish Traverse City MIch has haa had no weddings this Leap Leep Year MARKETS Never count sour lour our chickens until you are their Only sheik LATE NEWS Wiping your lips when leaving a date keep keeps them from chapping SOCIETY Rats says sa all s a Mr Mn lr Shriek may foretell a shipwreck reck but they also foretell other wrecks When my n i wife wHo sees sels a rat she sho he acts as if It she auld kick the bucket but she sho the chandelier instead DAN DANCES CS S The waltz Is growing popular again perhaps because the jumpy dances are to so hard on noses BRO ORb TOMS TOM'S KITCHEN Stomping steak with hob hobnailed shoes makes It tory lory ery tender HOME HELPS I Row flow of tacks will stop atop grandpa from sliding down the banisters |