| Show I The Round Table By Chuck This comes from Edward P. radio commentator and author of considerable The John Birch Society has decided that they don't want this communist-ridden the small in government constructing fallout shelters for the American Obviously they would be SO THE have decided that they will undertake a program of fallout The are putting up the money M the word advis- W f as the ers have barked pun that they will have to draw lots as to who will get seats in the One out of every four will get a free seat in a fallout THEY HAVE also decided to throw an essay contest in order to draft a few more places for to if you win one of the essay you will also get a free birth in the tombs of The topics under consideration are I Deserve to Happiness Since of Capitalism Versus the Lie of if I I Would Impeach Chief Justice Earl Should He There is one last resort to those who don't quite make the Write to the national Birch office and get a list of known communists in your neighborhood are at least a dozen especially in my neigh- Then si relationship with one of here is THE the tommies quite aren't own people when they So if you are in good company that you won t the chances are get bombed You must be not to mistake Bircher masquerading as a communist They do such an effective job of their impersonation that you must not befriend wont be able to help you if the attack if you care to enter the essay drop your entries off here at the Professor J. D. Williams has agreed to judge I told you the masquerade is Some of us around the have been so incensed at Dan Valentine's that we have decided to form the We feel that the fat people in the world get all the attention while us go about almost THEREFORE I am the on the following The four of Gordon Ernie Dennis White and are going on a two week binge to see if we can't gain The starting figures round out at Newby 57 Ford 54 White and me 45 We will keep the tab on the official This has been a column on skinny ideas and skinny |
