| Show MAJORITY OF CARS IN CITIES A checkup shows that that for lor every 1000 Americans autos are own oWl owned ed Id In cities and towns against 70 cars for tor ei e e cry ery 1000 people on farms Motor trade experts are advancing big ing t arlous ulous theories to explain this One theory is that the farmer tanner Is 13 Ismore Ismore more cautious at adopting the tho new and Improved The real answer of course is that farmers cant can't afford aCCord as many autos as city folks Even It U they were on the same level of prosper prosper- prosperity prosperity ity and Income the farmer has bas basI I quite a cash Investment In land and livestock and equipment The city moan man on a salary needs no capital for Cor conducting his hia way of ot making a living WiM WiMA CJ xi M avs A white crow was captured In Denver Our theory Is the bird had been smoking too many The girls at California l university may stay up until 2 o'clock against the bedbugs wishes A Chicago man named Nelson had two wives It was discovered when one objected to a halt hal Nelson Case Caso of o home bome brew blew up in Seattle Headline on report should have been Liquor Case Heard An auto spotlight n visa as stolen In Youngstown n 0 probably by a man who lost his collar button Corn thieves are active In Kan Kan- Kansas Kan- Kan Kansas Kansas sas Farmers sleep with their shoes on to saves eaves their corn not corns corna Indiana man Is hunting his lost son who is la sIx Bir feet t two tso 0 and may rosy be be working as II a telephone pole Heres Here's the news from Paris High heels beels for tor men are stylish We would hate bato to be In la their shoes A deer evidently thinking turn turn-I turn turn about bout about fair fall play pillY chased a hunter out or of the Canadian woods i Ohio farmers sell Bell apples at 50 I cents a bushel but we refuse to say It Isn't enough apple jack jackI I Wisconsin onion crop this year Is estimated at bushels or Dr 60 50 times as many smells ls I Coolidge has bas enough pets peta to start a circus not counting congress I Experts say a circle cle cannot bo be boI I squared We say street car wheels como come mighty close cloae I I ma-I ma Thero There are sewing ma- ma machines ma chines chinos chines In American homes some Bome of which are entirely paid for tor I Letting your children hide bide under the bed Is dangerous They m may y grow up and be burglars I While a scientist says saya man 1 Is run by runby electricity we know one who is run by his wife when you use oatmeal for Cookies place them on a clean plate and lock them up some place The new now gloves havo have fancy em em- havea embroidery havea on the back It If you have a cold carry a handkerchief I I Select a large pattern for tor or the tablecloth with gravy and coffee designs at each cacK plate platt While roses sro are needed to tomake make mke an ounce of ot attar of ot roses I Iless Iless less noses will smell mell It it A lattice work of ot two rib rib- bon ribbon Is seen on the latest lingerie but not on the street A new machine lays 10 bricks a day Well Veil the tho auto lays about that many pedestrians Women will never be equals equal until you can tell one she eho Is la ugly and and escape alive Ii 1 |
