Show I A FEW HINTS TO HARDING HARDING 1 1 By Our Own Special Corre Correspondent q MOGADORE JanUs Jan Us s-Us Us Us leadin citizens has bas opinioned ever since the tho elections that what President HardIng needs most Is la a Col House Hous or some some- somebody somebody somebody body to steer him right light as to public sentiment and so 80 weve we've w v just held a the th void formal to fill till At first we wo discussed Lem Lem- Lemuel Lemuel Lemuel uel Atwater our reformed town drunkard on to Washington For a atack tact facts hes he's the th orator In all these thes parts but we feared that Lern Lem would get Into them prIvate lockers In the th Halls Hall of ot Congress and hibernate as long as there was WIlS any any- anything thins any thing wet and unconsumed ul consumed therein So w we decides on a x round-robin round for to wit Make I-Make 1 Mak a hard and fast deal with England to protect Trance Franc agaInst Germany Argument Germany will I Quit war and them French soldiers will return to plant plant- plant plant-In In potatoes 2 Have 2 Hav Hughes tell Turkey right out loud that Uncle Sams Sam's Sam men and money will back the th of ot that conference Argument The Tb Turks do the th turkey trot on their brazen braxen demands on all Christendom Fire s-Fire l Daugherty Argument Arg Hes He's our Bill Dm ot of Rights and cant can't nt carry Ohio In 1924 1921 1 2 anyhow an how Set Sell 4 Henry Ford those Shoals Argument Argument- The Tho Th country coun coun- country country try Is for tor fertilizer Against a-Against As the th Farmers Block In Congress make mak make a 8 BIg Ble Business Block If you can find enough big bit busIness busInessmen businessmen men who ho are Argument itis It Itla ItIs la is the th Napoleon policy of ot the tho opposition and nd em cm aline meal piece meal Stick 6 I Stick Stick- by the th ship subsidy Ar- Ar Argument Ar Its It's It If one on tired fired tiDe fine fin dem dem- demonstration demonstration demonstration of ability to stick bY 1 Dont Don't Dont Don't do no about can can- can foreign debts d bt Argument They'll cancel them eh es et Such la is Mogadore's round robin All of ot us leadin citizens has signed It In Ink Ink Do you think wo we w had bad bet bet- better better b ter t-ter ter address It 11 to Harding HardIn direct or to his hb private privat secretary A good many public opinions from here h re addressed to Harding- Harding direct ham hasa t been ben acted on or heard ot of f t 1 I |