| Show I Dor 1 Dorothy thy Dix Talks I IBy J By DOROT DOROTHY DIX DIS the Worlds World's Highest IA P Pa a Woman Writer WHAT PROFESSIONAL MAN MAKES THE NEAREST PERFECT flAT profession HUSBAND WHAT v No produces the best husband as a b bI product EnT Sensible nT e girl marrieS n Idle he Has E a sn man no matter how much money y s she e doesn't marry an Idle American man because Amen Amerl- Amerl can men do not know American how to loaf loal and an man without a de definite exciting eJ soul satisfying busi busl- business ness lIess i la Is about as liS to live with ith as It would be beto beto to bo shut up tip in a cage rage with n II sore eore headed bear In this country at least tho Ideal husband is 15 the theman theman theman man who goes to w ork at 9 8 o'clock in the morning and doesn't return until 5 In the afternoon Heaven pity the woman who is la married to a man who comes home homeI I r-J r to lunch I k A woman then marries a mans man's job along with nith ith him and it behooves her to consider well ell t el not only 1 That hat the ca cali h return of ol said job are but hoit ho how ho It reacts A I upon the man nian and hoW hovy desirable It makes him as a I husband I t F Necessarily in ID this connection the lady should y hould I also give careful consideration to her 0 own on n temper and t and realize that while certain men fol- fol fol jy DIX lowing eel tam professions would be highly eligible to toone toone one of o oft ft alfe ire they would be absolutely barred to a woman of ot another TAKE HAKE T AKE doctors for instance Medical men have a peculiar lr fascination fascination fascination tion for women but a wom woman n who has the slightest InclinatIon toward jealousy marries one at her peril She knows that It is the potency of her husbands husband's personality and not the power of his pills that secures the clientele of feminine patients that enables him to ride in limousines lIE kno knows 5 that the more white hands he be holds and the tho oftener he ho Is J called in b by near invalids who recline in pink silk and lace laco negligees on piles lales ot oC cushions the moro more money he makes and the more mono reo re- re renowned ho becomes vet let et to save sae her life lito the wife cant can't help getting green green- greene green green-eved e el ed over her husbands husband's business and wishing she had married a butcher lD of ot a surgeon butcherI I Nor should any woman Inclined to be Jealous marry a clergyman Every sister In the congregation carries on a pious flirtation with every good looking clergyman and v while bile they talk of ot souls instead of ot hearts the thenet thenet net neL r results are the same are fed on feminine adulation and no nere wife can hold bold her ber own unless she he can spread thou the tb salvo salve thicker than her rivals And that is a job that grows growa a Utile cloying in m the course of I I ears and in the face of ot the revelations ol of o matrimony ANOTHER NOTHER profession that is taboo for the jealous woman oman Is that ANOTHER A of the actor The wife who pits ber her own at attractions s against a succession of o beautiful and gifted sifted leading ladies ladles has bas her nerve with nith ith her to begin with Nor Is It Itin IU Ill any woman born of woman oman oman to listen to bet hei husband making passionate II I love to another woman and see him raining TamIng burning kisses upon her lips en een in the way of ot business without wanting to wring ring that hussy's neck and nd tiko a rolling roiling pin to hubby Therefore it Is almost nn an axiom aiom that tho the letter better the actor the quicker his Ills wife Ite divorces him Naval officers traveling tra men and engineers may be bo said to offer a sporting chance PS s husbands as the they ale aie aay away from lomo lome so much Their wives can either be happy when they are with them or happy hen hen they ate ale away assay aa as the case may be Obviously though none of these sill III suit the v woman oma 1 who vho ho cant can't be satisfied unless she Is tagging her ber husband and whose local attachments are arc those of a house cat Army officers offer the he great to the women omen they marry Keep Keep- Keeping Keeping ing lag one is a great life It If you dont don't weaken but no woman should It who hasn't the be spirit of the tho gambler the pluck of a pioneer and the fight light fighting jug ing qualities of soldier LAWYERS L capture a womans woman's fancy before marriage but after marriage they drive her to a frenzy by refusing to divulge thel their r secrets for to the average woman to know that her husband knows something that she wants to know and that he wont won't tell her Is torture unspeakable Therefore the nosey woman who knows herself to be sister to Eve Dle and Pandora and Bluebeards Bluebeard's eighth wife does well to pass up the lawyer for some man who can be into telling the he last juicy scandal he instead of haVIng haying to keep mum about tI tl As for poli politicians they are arc husbands in name only They belong to the public They have no time for lor home ties and no woman should marry one oue unless unies she has bas more ambition than heart beart I Perhaps the one best bet in marriage is the busness man lie He may lIlay not be quite as interesting as the professional man or furnish his 1113 wife as many thrills but he ho is far more satisfactory as a fireside com corn companion companion panion He has learned that no venture IS 13 all profit lie He is accustomed to making g the best of his bargains and standing by his contracts He knoss knos h how w to strike bet between cen profit and loss and be applies these prin principles to mat to the ad advantage o ot of both himself and hIS hia wife ICe But nut after ler all husbands and professions ate ale a matter of ot preference and each 1 woman s oman to her ber taste DOROTHY DIXI DIX Copyright 1923 by Public Ledger Company I |
