Show I I I I vU- vU Tom lorn Sims Says Only a few row more months until the I annual scare about sleeping sickness Ever b body dy ha hates a mall mail carrier on the first of o the month I Dancing develops C Nj thin thing the brain Most of ot us keep kep an eye cyd cy on the temp temptation tation we pray never to bo ho led Into I A doctor i Is a man who will advise a i 1 eat t and make ranke vou ou work our fool 1 head off oft to pay for tor the advice I I I What the average man likes about a gIrl Is her lips and his arms I Hitching your wagon agon to a star is istine Istine tine fine but dont don't let your little boy hitch hIs to the rear of o an auto Lets Let's hope that In speaking of ot the world war a few years ears from now ts p f still not have to cay Bay which world star nr Trouble with the horn ot of o plenty Is Isyou Isyou isyou you are alwa always s liable to come como out at atthe atthe atthe the little end of the horn born I I IThe The career of many a fine tine wash washwoman woman has baa been utterly ruined by her ambition to become a movIe star A successful magazine cover Is la one onA that has hall very cry little cover for tor the girl I It Is la estimated very few people saved their Income tax as aa they went I along I I If It the worlds world's problems are not set set- settled tied soon there will be another alother short short- shortage shortage age of ot print paper I Very few men can work while In Inlove Int I love until they marr marry and have base to I Trouble with these public men now nowadays I adas Is when they have their say they always aya say a saYI Shortage or o ol magnifying glasses Js Is reported so perhaps they are being I used b by artists I who ho design seed cata cata- catalogs catalogs logs We cant can't wait walt for tor spring to wonder If the now new gardeners will have caddies cad cad- cadI dip dies I Abol About the worst ont job we sc e can con think I of ol Is being a former fonner mo movie mosie Ie star atar I Half Halt dollars have base treads reads like auto tires This ThIll lots lets them travel fast St ast with without out skiddIng I Everything Is all all- allright right right In Its place but some days everything seems to M be Mout out of ot place The people of ot e every esery ery nation think they have havo a monopoly on trouble rouble It takes a woman to make a home and a II couple of ot them to spoil one Francos Franco's kick about p peace peace aco at any price Is Germany hasn't any anT price Any tat fat at man can reduce by weigh weighing ing lag on a Il coal dealers dealer's scales I I Skirts Skim ml may got shorter again but butI the danger of ot short hort shirts and low lowi waists meeting Is III past It Is too late for or you to discover the world Is round but you can al ii always Iway way ways discover the world 1 Is what you TOU make mab It I The trouble with these European nations is these European notions i Once they loved to dance now they dance to love I |