| Show Maria Alias Assures Sexy Voice By MARIA GOSS When Julie Ford asked me last quarter to write an article for the new Magazine I had no idea in the world that the staff would assign me a else I would have made up one In the last issue I appeared as Maria and had I I would have at least chosen a neat first such as I hear rumblings from the registrar's office that they have been flooded with requests for the phone number of one Maria Goss who has been left out of the should any of you wish to contact especially unattached just give the a call and speak with my Ernie He'll take your and I guarantee a sexy-voiced Right after the other article I went to where I sat with the neatest male I met all last he surely like to meet this Maria I furiously batting my midnight blue eyelashes under by eyelids lined with peacock he must really be quite an odd ball a real and Neat Darling Ubiquitous said I in low breathy flavored by peppermint Poor and Neurotic Dumb Ugly Since this has blackmail powers over certain another article is herewith being outpoured at great efforts on my I have suddenly become a minor of neither coal-nor After taking the maximum hours allowed in my I ran out of stuff to I am now running around the campus in a frustrated state wondering whether I should follow Jeremy Bentham's moral calculus which keeps telling me to give up thinking or to go on thinking and solve the crisis of how absolute an absolute God can be in The content of minor is herewith withheld combination if I do say so in respect to the department which is thus engaged in fascinating your Since I am on this type of let me reply to one article in the of It seems some of the so-called staf writer have a tion of the functions of the god of the ancient Baby-Ionian In this the was a political aspirant obviously a Republican and not a Typical of many he misspelled Arctic which he labeled His topic dealt with a large dance held on some island in the middle of a polluted lake which was soon to become a national shrine of Suffice it to say in reply that those of us who are currently engaged in the study of his scripture and the practice of his rituals know This is one of the more interesting facets of my I am at time a and am happy only with the finest in ancient One of my who I used to think was a has been gracious enough to deliver me an authentic voodoo doll straight from the If you don't think this is a real Since my hexes actually this thing has really given me I haven't flunked a test But off these subjects to one which is of more general interest I went to he game the other I hereby denounce people who do not take a daily bath or wash their I was really to the man who sat in my lap after each exciting I still bear the blue bruise marks of the Aside from I really enjoyed the game especially the way the other team kept tackling our players when we were making Now that plans are underway and the diggings actually dug for the new theater somewhere near I guess it is too late for me to lament the Let it be that when they start to build a replica of the after said building sometime falls I shall begin paying state income taxes to For those of you who are in a financial condition at I have just the answer ways and means of saving This is known as the laundry and especially if you live in a dorm which I assume supplies hot water you are really All you do is take in and your total investment in the project is one small can of The whole secret is making your own All you do is scoop up the fat and greas from the top of the soup you have ten Then yo melt it and I'll give the recipe who wants I surely wish some of U-would learn to Not tha I'm the very but My whole complaint the rush up First South a the University St. Vii courage and fairly adept mans kept but I and my associates ha makes one I'm an having been in only di accident this occurring an oil-tanker and trailer al tacked my poor he got the The only word of that I know right off hand tb is different 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