| Show from tte dhuy of 8 THE IDEAL OF OFFENSIVE partisanship one member 0 the city council who ii suid to have rather ilkew arm on election day Is reported us sayong that he had no time to fool a ay on politic ho was no politician it the gentleman reign and gh e iiii place to a pollan ini he still lender greater to the public by hat one int in t alian lie hn since he atin elected to the council the genius ot one mcdaniel radiates iu such startling ema nations from alie foregoing that we need hardly elate eliat our fellow citi ten was the author this is not one of his best efforts by the way we have known him to be even more brilliant mac will surely nev er make a good poli bician he ia altogether too honest and there are those of bis wiser partisans lio hilj the bechet conviction that lie woula be a much he n bulj post him self a little better on what not to eay there is much cause for jioie in this respect however for lie by actual determination is saying gr adaily less every day of his life A CHICAGO weighing pounds applied for a position as fairy in one of the theartres theatres the atres the manager rudely replied that be was not using pound fairies this season but invited her to call next year bhe went home and began a thirty day fast at aba close of which ehe weighed pounds now the brute tells her that she should have fasted awhile loncer ami become in angel in which character he could give her regular employment the girl has taken to eating and dumbbells and the manager has applied for leave of absence WATER is a good thine and a necessity sometimes and if taft people who are raising such a row over the grant avenue paring will drink more of it the city council by all means should open up the crystal fountain mcdwitt villie tribune exactly t now we hope the spring will be opened and people who like mcdaniel McDani eI like water better than any five pent or bit drink will blees the council for the act restore it to at leaea as good condition BS it was as much better as you like but no pumps or rams to d or divide tho limpid flow 1 THE STEAM gravel train is not running now the engine le quiring reorganization union all the liberal organs were not so emart in the matter of news before election day but now that they acknowledge the of the gravel train wicy not tell the real reason instead of blaming the dumb litile pioneer KENTUCKY for the legislature to be a bej of roses to him compared iab the unions disgusting attempt at bis praise much as STANDARD dislikes diu likes bir smiths political methods we like him too well to lave intentionally drawn down upon him the unions cause biting gush our sympathies are extended A BOSTON PAPER recently had a the adrical review entitled A day of wagner and a night of lizt tuesday mornings salt lake might have bad the appropriate leading to borneo their city news A day of wagner and a night in jail TUB working nien the duty on n hose dinner pail discussed pro and con with each acrimony during the last campaign are now told that the chief be kneen the free trade pall and the pro dinner IT is manifest that the salt lake triine Is disappointed in ita ogden follow ere mac will have to go down and intercede lor them writing such editorials as lie has lately been con will only widen the breach not leal it NEW sun proves its faith by ita borka fedj sends a check in ati of alie to in that city abo worlds fair in who lg IL J feirst ho 1 agent for alii T pe and alie the two artt the rim |
