| Show Chuckles in the News Shetland Pony to Donkey If Donkeys Get Mulish i By United Press International England A Shetland pony may turn donkey if three donkeys don't stop being The three are supposed to be stars in a local production of Desert but nothing yet devised has managed to get them ruined dress rehearsal by scorning the synthetic Sahara He was replaced by who missed his cue and was carried on stage by six human gets a but if she proves a home grown Shetland pony will take The Daily Telegraph reported that the following ad appeared in a nursing guest highly recommended for and varied England The British cargo liner came into dock yesterday after a voyage marked by two mid-ocean collisions and promptly smashed into a Police Walter Myers had the pleasure of writing a very personal police whose job it is to write out reports on stolen reported his own car stolen the other The car was found abandoned over the weekend and he made a joyous entry in the may be a trifle Authorities were considering making Myers pay charges for towing the vehicle back St. Ohio Gary L. was scheduled to be sent to the women's reformatory for burglary Authorities discovered after Gary had spent three weeks in the men's section of a local prison that Gary was a The stood for LONDON What's in a Apparently a for the Civil Clerical The group has been advertising for a better name for a year now and announced that the suggestions received so far were BONN The German army last week introduced spoons with holes bored through the instructing the men to the tip of the little finger of the right hand underneath the spoon while using Defense minister Franz Josef Strauss ordered their replacement because soldiers were stealing them as YORK Three drinking in the small hours at a were asked by a reporter to comment on the achievement of Russia in putting a man into said their LOS ANGELES Willie L. gos lost the five-story warehouse he was trying to police couldn't find my way he told police who found him hiding on the |
