Show JOKES AND HIS nOMAS CS the peculiar career of the eccentric ex senator of florid in his persistent following of an heiress bride somewhere in the northwest nill hae prepared the country by thin time or any birther iirth er exhibition of liim soll that unfortunate individual may t lt to make it will not be surprising therefore to learn that lie is devoting his time to the writing of an historical j noel the cicro of which is a plebeian who becomes a konian sen ator tho fact that this predestined boulli is assessed oss essed of superior mental powers will at once suggest in hie liero llie counterpart of none oilier than the lovesick jones himself alio patricians alike jealous of his attainments determine to destroy him and after murdering his wife and tai eon they pursur his remaining children to the arave and arrange to murder him he takes refuge in mesopotamia another name for minnesota where the heiress liepa fallowes fallowed fall owed by the conspirators the constantinople ti a character unknown in ilia real romance thus far hearing of liia persecution determines to save libin and liis children and all alio of tho church are put in motion to effect this end the danou will llie senator bays deal with the intensely interesting details of a deliverance despite the persistence of an organized and OB erfal eret antion this deliverance as a real fat 13 alie part for which alio country la naw and the persecution such as it is is not likely to caaso until its cause id removed by the kindly of the of constantinople which is perhaps chicago uniting the deity of mesopotamia with the roman senator from florida in the mean time it is a pity that the wife and favorite son were not spared long to take tho senator by the oar and lead him home where the world would be very happy to leave him ir TUB railroad situation could only be developed a little quicker bays a salt laker in yesterdays tribune how we rould r make aliis old town spin tho old town seems to have tired of spinning on hopeless prospects et when the railroad situation is developed it will very likely feel less like spinning than ever DURING A recent dakota thunderstorm a man who was leaning against a barbed w ire fence wag killed by the lightning which struck the fence bev eral rods away but traveled along the aire till it reached the human victim after this warning it is hoped that people will quit reclining against barbed wire MEN WHO are with an impediment in their speech should practice baseball A of philadelphia lately caught a foul tip in the mouth and has ceier his words since anc PARVELL commission will not make a report to the of commons until 1890 that is a time for the irishmen to wait for justice and perhaps they wont get it alien AN ENGLISH author says the driling of poetry should bo practiced before prose is tried alie period unfortunately lasts too long w ith most beginners THE time for aery business man to advertise is all the time annual V M M I 1 A the annual Y M M I 1 A conference will be held at salt lake city commencing at 10 a m june ast 1st As many have requested that alie pro gramme ba published again we reproduce it below JUNEl BT music by Stephens 1 classes children 10 a in invocation introductory Addres sIre adent wilford woodall ll lecture america richard W young anet tell Vs merry birds mabel cooper and iuie felt sentiments Senti menta 1 thoele tooele stake effects 0 mutual improvement work on alio individual 2 oneida stake i effects of M I 1 A work on the corn 3 staka M 1 A work as ar aid to tho priesthood support to the national government and a factor of universal progress chorus good morning benediction 2 invocation lecture life of prest B youns A boata moses Tha hymn hail to the man A piece written for the iry of youngs birthday hy K S address kaily training apostle john henry smith 1 morgan stake the of jirayer 3 sin S in luis stake tiie progress of 1 radowan stake vs oarra chorus when lph benediction 4 p m officers meeting 8 p m opera martha at tha theater stephens lupeni company BUt 10 a in music by thomas ros male glee clasi invocation discourse president jeorga Q cannon fold and evening herroon Ser roon apostle P M LI man grand oran solo J J sentiments 1 snowflake male lle ligion vs fanaticism 2 summit stake vs faut fand ID 3 flear iko stake latter day saint loyalty blymn nearer my god to thee 3 p in music by choir conductor E locale invocation and sustaining of general committees Diw cHirse personal alca of the babior K 0 anamer sulo anil clio roua 0 holy jesus dean and cliar addre w junius P walls 1 st freedom of obedience L davio stake vs ilder stake liberty f caorin 0 lather hsc almighty potter S benediction 7 SO p a by stephens and solo in ajia antrei by misses lizzie thomas and bessie dein aid alt sura 11 U ilaa ton airl 11 S invocation V L M I 1 associations capt hawaii M I 1 A doting yoting gatea malo ii alton whitney and incer Ant jeni awl 0 fm posca bv T Step liens or alie salt lake benediction 8 am to 4 p m fiell day alib fiill i will annon alie pro gramme for that day 8 p w if the beg merit fx 10 lo theatre stephens orbra conr pany alie railway will isane round trip from all cointa at coo terence rates boink aty nud annb leand i il and cooil return io until and including june etli to avoid coffus on and it is requested eliut the olli cers of each alcoin piny alie and that they in orm joseph II 11 felt 0 uio ai main fc treet at once ot alie pro biMe narn ber that will boino anil nead in alm of officers aline should le beien ien vio itin niem bers to identify aa it 1 des iroil to every member of the atao antion to conference but this provision IB thought wisa to avoid effing upon by tran eera ila havo no claim upon alio hospitality of alio beope all of the association are requested ti 10 at alio opening meeting and to occupy on alie right and loft of the pupils during the conference advice to kotziers Kot liers syrup adfor U it alie bottani alie tinni allays pain burm and and i alie 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