Show from th unify arfi li THE A IBM indent to canse a areat la hie state of salt lakes expectations it is only necessary for instance that a sale of a few rodo of ground any where ne rt heline of alid central railroad be fiade to any one even are mote branch ot the great union pacific Iaci fic system in order to call out the old eliat aalt aej uila lime for certain alie junction of hie la to bo moved to the capital those who have lived in oden any time at all leaie familiar with this wilia hope which periodically dis turbe alie usually placid disposition of our it to come to bliem spasmodically yet with a certain regularity like fever epidemics anil and it is ns dangerous to their beang while it lafato but is just aa sudden in its when it haa run its course about every two years duay have a deadly visitation for a few weeks and then when ogden es saying with the utmost friendliness the role of physician rids them of their vagary it is cured as easily as a cold water blouio knocks hie maternal instinct out of a belting hen the time drew near for a recurrence of tills malady we limped we had taken ample precautions to ward ou ais evil effects we a soothing syrup in the form of our union depot we prepared a bolus in the shape of the short line leading from ogden to chicago we concocted an efficacious blister to place between their shoulder blades under the name of alie great counted irritating concentration of union pacific railroad lines with headquarters at ogden and lately n e offered their parched lit a a mild tea brewed from hie propositions to establish colossal car shops and mammoth iron manufactures at this daiy distance roin their quietude our beet endeavors ende avora however to have stirred alie fever giant within bem to deeper deeds of death it may be the last final effort before leaving them forever or it may be that the shadows of dissolution approach them we do not know it is too early to diagnose I 1 be caw but e have done our best and will not now desert the sufferers though uio worst coine to the worst we will watch oer them pray for them work wah them and doubt not atiat we shall once more and we hope this time forever rid the excitable members of our fair sister of this consuming tearing and disfiguring ailment speaking to llie point salt lake her prospects are just now excellent for capturing the railroads the junction the consolidation besides the depot the methodist university and the anaconda smelter speaking with equal plainness she bees through a glass darkly the even railroads already liere and the eighth on I 1 he way do not dance always as lie salt lake pipers play we fear that we friall have to brew a stronger boso doso of purging medicine than over before or these poor sufferers but we will nerve our libart to alie ordeal and do our duty with for hia valiant services cervices vices to alio party in power 1 not especially to the candidacy of alio present chief magis keil expected and was entitled to SOUK suitable recognition alio telegraph informs us that this has now come and that the great editor is named as representative of chig government 0 o the french republic As he worked incessantly for james 0 allaine through t A 0 campaigns and will be willing to do so gli one more it was quite proper that sirs itzaina should select a desirable place for him ho has chown ills liy imposing alio llio agreeable tak of living til bals looking and drawing a salary of twelve thousand dollars per annum mr beld is equal to all these and at the same time he will be getting a good rest and a good ready for the struggle of 1892 it Is somewhat amusing that the objections rendered unwise his for alie british mission are at least equally prominent against his present appointment it is urged that lie is a pronounced leoine ruler and as ench would be obnoxious to salisbury but lie is also an adorer of and the germans which ought not to increase liia popularity iopu larity with the french during the franco german ar his nere all complimentary to the victory and their policy and always deneering ene ering if not cruel toward alie vanquished lvery thing alie latter did was condemned their provocation 0 o var their cam laign their subsequent overthrow of the empire every fiovo of the former was applauded their diplomacy their strategy their tyranny for napoleon and ha had nothing but execrations exec rations or and bismarck nothing but braide it is curi that tien known he should he sent amon whom ha erect while contemned contemn ed and it will hotbo without interest to watch the opening mano euvera between him and the la creasing host of german eating may find that in france there is more than one kind of luck A MAN named liaa received the thanks of alie dent for the respect shown in naming hu latest infantile addition bentamin II arrison DinnI aTho baltimore mans name has been rattier popular ol 01 lato with a large and hungry chasn of JOB coo provides a little fiarn lebb amusement for himself by telling the what their parly ought to do wont somebody liliose rise and tell the bov cook what ought to do tin BETTER to have haded and loat than neve to have clias d at all la in rhani aliat ahe amateur detectives who had a sure thing ou now say |