| Show THAT WHISKY PUNCH sirs II arrison is a suffering ft oman or if abbe is not she ia the most unresponsive of her sex A few moettia ago while the pan americans w ere in washington some rat of the white house whisky punch and the tee from bcd to end 0 the republic took up the now the mischief is bearing its fruit as evinced by the flood tide of hysterical epistles epst les that are rolling in upon the leading lady of the nation oae of them is quoted as follows by the associated press can it be possible that the contents of this slip of paper is true I 1 cut it out ot a little asp r named the journal 1 could cot bring myself to think it is true but if it be then mrs harrison stop to think of hat an aw fill mistake you have mada by putting a bottle to your own neighbors just to think that you with your honored husband were placed at the licad of our nation 1 for what purpose was it oh was it to deal out death and damnation to your fellow baingi who with yourself were created alas I 1 feel as if the name of carribon Har riBon is ad I 1 hid a dear br aber of that name who would have died for the lause of temperance I 1 am glad be is not alive to know such an awful disgraceful act took place in the executive mansion loor back at the lovely example sirs haves ifft you and in the name of god who has said be ye lean who baar the of the lord and in the name and for the sake of alie suffering do 0 do let it be the last pardon me it you consider my language strong but you know nothing of the real intense agony which mothers wives and children eodore by this artful traffic will you oh will you detill continue to make drunkards while you read in your bible that no drunkard shall enter the kingdom 7 I 1 leave this with you take to the lod in prayer I 1 am your friend airs THE kind of alleged wit is the variety which ia exhibiting it belt in the form ot predictions that congress will hasten to make embezzlement extraditable now that basli ier silcott has brought the case home to the members A person quain red with the license of the american press would think that the national lawmakers wera a set of half witted children capable of no other sentiment save selfishness SE NAron QUAY has so far departed from his absolute silence with the mouth in aI matters as to declare that major carson a pennsylvania candidate for clerk of the house of representatives ing but a lot of damned irresponsible newspaper men when the lion matthew stanley opens his mouth he usually says something and when a newspaper man becomes irresponsible be usually deserves to be damned TUB appear to je expecting great things from the college girla chauncey lately enlightened the vassar students on the traditions of the blarney stone and now andrew carnegie tells the girls of alie new york normal school that he would like to stop and kaaa every one of them the colleda girls are to be the kothera of presidents TUB FRENCH journalist who killed his roan in a duel and received a sentence to two years imprisonment for the deed cannot bo blamed for being amazed at the animus shown in the decree he doubtless expected aad certainly deserved the decoration of the legion of honor as being lie survivor of alie only fatal fi ench duel TUB for 1892 aa from the standpoint of december is for Ke publican nominee for president james gillespie blame for democratic ditto ditto geover cleveland but the renewal ot the old fight may not have the old termination mi nation Buop rixo made easy read the advertising columns of THE the weather is too bad for you to go roaming all over town aimlessly decide at home what you want and THE STANDARD will tell you where to get it all the live Liisi neBa men advertise THE HOT is a frisky aemi feehly published in arkansaw the paper is universally booken of aa oar steamed contemporary A iowa 8 con tract the building u a loo bridge the by the l short alne the bork at bouce bew york suit dec 19 ah THE amr other wlee known BB he russian influenza has struck ogden the popular colors are for eyes red tor cosea blew th daily ol 01 tl A GREEN CHRISTMAS 1 MAY IT BE FOLLOWED BY A aad |
