Show Fish bowl By Marvin G. An attractive sorority pledge gave me a ride to lower campus the other I had noticed her good looks from the first day ot when fate directed that we both take the same class at 9 This is mentioned to disprove any suspicion of bias in my judgment of the for it is true that her father did give her a new car for her birthday last I learned about the car only after to the trouble of making her She would be pretty and worth knowing even if her father hadn't given her a new On the way to lower I noticed that she had no parking your parking I that's I have to get she much do they a I as if a dollar were chicken I consider myself a member of the decayed does have to buy a parking she if they they will be eiven a ticket and have to nay five dollars just for not having a used to be in the old is it so important to them for vou to have a parkins How charming an inquiring mind Such a pity that it must be its questions its energy smothered by four years of until it has despaired and I sort of a fee for using the parking lots provided by the Also it helps the campus cops trace you if you park then people who aren't students here can't park on University parking lots because they don't get a they Several conventions and meetings are held in the Union and the people who attend them park on They can in no-parking too which are usually the most convenient Since the University can collect fines only by holding up a person's registration if he doesn't people who aren't students don't have to anyone who isn't a student can park here if you have a sticker and park illegally because you're late for a test or they'll surely trace you and fine if you don't have a sticker you can park legally and they still will probably catch you and fine you five she marvelous how they think of |