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Show The old people are urged to keep working. The only fault they usually find with working, is that they are expected to quit after a 40 hour week. j Pa says women's clothes are I rather absurd. Ma says his comments com-ments on that subject come under un-der the head of useless noises. I Pa says the house is not run on buiness principles. If- he wants any money, the chances are strong he will have to go to Ma. The people are urged to feed ' the birds. Old Pussy says that's a good idea, as lean birds are very poor eating. The boys are told to develop their muscle. The muscles that hold up their thumbs along the road seem quite well developed. OJI YEAH COLUMN The old time boy used to long to be a pirate. The modern boy here in Smithfield wouldn't care for an occupation where he had1 to get up early in the morning to over take the vessels he was after. Those who' object to the wedding wed-ding of 'two persons are asked to speak or forever hold their peace. The American people are usually willing to speak, but not so often to hold their peace. The world is said to be full of I unrest- Lif'le sign of it appears when it comes time to get up and ' go to work. Some girls seem to like a business bus-iness job, because it gives them more chance to meet men Many of the men run away as fast as they are met. "How firm a foundation' says the good old hymn. The principal princi-pal foundation the modern world wants is a good new set of automobile auto-mobile tires. |