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Show NOTICE I'lenso turn to piigo eight and read the (iulkc Meat anil Grocery Specials for Saturday, February 15. Adv. 4 PaducaU Sea: LAST week I let a feller talk me inf giUin' one of them Sweedish massages and I'm tellin' you folks that's th' first tima in my life I ever paid a man f knock th' devil out of me. First ha put me in a coffin an steamed m till I wuz done on both sides, then he took me out an rinsed me off with two kinds of water cold, an icy, then he put me on a table an as th' old, sayin' goes he turned me ever way but loose. He must have thought I wuz th' prodigal son, cause he wuz ' Shore doin' his best f kill th' fatted j fcalf. He sez, "If you will go on an exclusive green vegetable diet ynu can stay thin." I sez, "Mister that's i your story did you ever take a look I at a hippopotamus welt jist remember remem-ber he got that way catin' jr.'.'iin; but ' green leaver, an urn-.-." Jfov about ' .7 a it .f Plantation Party i every Wedits'i-iy nit? on th I V'-1 red network of NEC I'm 0 ' C.AAW back f til' W3nen f j1i:S 1 W Ks th'-re chops are kiliin' me. ' iVliiicy Ford, "Duke of p&ducah.";, |