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Show QSmileAilf Sad Conclusion "Henry, honey, I'm to be in oui club's amateur theatricals. What do you think people will say when they see me in tights?" "They'll probably say I married you for your money." , A milkman, inducted into thi army, wrote back home from camp: "Bessie, I sure do likt this army life. It's nice to li abed every morning until five-thirty." five-thirty." From an old French word "mes" derived from the Latin word "missus" "mis-sus" meaning a course at a meaL comes the Army's name "mess for its breakfast, dinner and supper. sup-per. Favorite meal with the soldiei is chicken dinner his favorit cigarette, Camel. (Based on actual sales records from service men'i own stores.) A carton of Camels, by the way, is a gift that's alwayi welcome. And though there ar Post Office restrictions on pack, ages to overseas Army men, you can still send Camels to soldien in the U. S., and to men in th Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard wherever they are. Adv. Don't They? Teacher (to new pupil) Do you know the alphabet? What letter comes after A? New Pupil AH of them. They're Even "I'd fire you in a minute," cried the irascible manager, "if I thought I could get another man to fill your job." "And I'd quit in a minute," sighed the weary bookkeeper, "if I was through with my night course in welding." Frightful 'What's that ugly insignia on the side of the bomber?" "Sh-h-hh. That's the commanding officer looking out of a port hole." Seat of Learning The lad was dull at school you see; His dad took things to heart. He took the lad across his knee And there he made him smart! Judy, aged two and a half, had had a great deal of hard toast from babyhood on. Only a few times had she had fresh bread. At supper one evening she said: "Please, Mummy, may I have some bread without any noise in it?" Loved But Not Lost He Have you ever loved and lost? She No, the jury awarded me $10,000 heart balm. |