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Show 5 5 5 5 wf5,-jTrvS2! Takes in Everybody Sue I wonder if Jack loves me. Suzie Of course he does, dear. Why should he make you an exception? ex-ception? Marines Report: All we have gathered to date concerning the exotic flora of the South Pacific islands is that if it doesn't wear eyeglasses, it is a coconut. Good Practice Teacher Johnnie, you have misspelled almost every word in your composition. Johnnie Yes, ma'am; I'm going go-ing to be a dialect writer. Tic I .npk Corporal (at dance) Do you see thai old buzzard over there? He's (he meanest mean-est officer etier saw. Girl Do you know who 1 am? Vm that officer's daughter. Corporal Do you know who I am? Girl No. Corporal Thank God! Cut and Dried Bill There's a certain question I've wanted to ask you for weeks. Mabel Well, get a move on, I've had the answer waiting for months. Though most wealthy and famous fa-mous men claim they are self-made, self-made, yet we now and then run across a former dairyman who says he owes his success to many, many udders. Exposed Gatekeeper Two men want passes. They have a letter from the umpire saying they are twe friends. Manager Get 'em out. No umpire um-pire has two friends. |