Show job promised if the first drafts of the utilities measure measure and the pro 11 ati tion bill to be introduced into the legislature are any criterion the f t bourbons 3 are going to do thoroughly ro what they do do of cou course arse there are many slips twixt committee room and governor s pen and the bills finally offered 0 F o his excellency for signing sifi ninfi may be entirely differ different eat measures from the ones now discussed the public utilities bill leaves nothing forthe or the railroads t to 0 0 do fortham for them but to shovel the coal on the ste tein stein in roads and take the nick els cl on the ele electric lp ines nes some means of having hai ing the utility commission collect the nickels is expected before th bill is finally passed after reading the bill one wonders what the railto railroad will have to do if the measure becomes a law in the proposed form the prohibition bill is a peach it nukes makes a booze breath prima facie evidence of law vi vio lution clation with a fine of up to and a second offense maans two years in the tile pen an official breath smeller is to fcc be named A bottle of bud on oil your sideboard is pos ti ii c evidence that you are a dirty bootlegger no one can ship in an on fo for r of alcoholic liquor nor can qan he lie even dream of taking a cooling glass on I 1 hot night without facing the hoosegow A special officer to chase wicked citizens who remember the old days with longing w ill ac get a fat salary and he lie will appoint the me necessary subordinates di nates all city and county officers wilt will have to t 0 ake tale his orders in hind findling ling case cases of violation of the new nc law there is one thing sure if we cant have tile real thing we hope the law will keep us from thinking khinki about it for to dream of a big foaming gliss of bud on a i summer night N hen it would be impossible to secure it in the state would be re pun for our pnat sins A lot of papers which made the most fun ot of simon Ban boniberger iberger oe ve fore election are now loudest in their praise of his business ability and strongest in their predictions ai at to what great things he lie will accomplish com li for utan utah A ills IL religion and his bui ness ability were not raade issues by the news advocate neither arc are we going to slop stop ovet in an effort to get all the state printing that comes to this county we will take our chances in a business manner As e have noticed a lot of citizens sneezing ind coughing the last week weck we have ha e wondered what they are going to do for medi medicine ine for colds after the first of august NO doubt lingers in in our mind 1 41 l to the success of go governor arnor bamberger s inauguration we have just learned that lake young and W B wise were there skyscraper builders in ohio are offering bricklayers a dollar an hour at that rate what will a room on the top ton floor be A orth A price oft firing ng to bet atto 10 to 30 that utah avill not go d dry dry on aug I 1 it by law but not by practice price has some citizens with poor memories memories they cant tell a lie tw twice ice in succession the same the tile o 0 young widow has on ol ili one close rival for persistence persi and that is 1 3 the old widower most men would jon the anvil chorus than play second fiddle pe people ople who raise objections are always eure sure of a bumper crop |