Show AUm fat By Kenn Morris We were walking along fraternity row the other day to see how everyone survived after the three-day I The only apparent damage we ran across was the lack of rugs at the Pi Phi Seems they're missing their mail Wonder who could have done such a Things were a little so we dropped into one of the friendly sorority houses to grab a wisp of red wine as it floated down the staircase from an upstairs Must have been our as the it could only have been some innocent coed conjuring up biology Next quarter we're signing up for this Look at the Decided to stop in at the Kappa Sig After being escorted to the fabulous red we were amazed to be informed that Alpha Delta Pi had finally dropped their long-standing boycott of the Sigs and the guys to send a representative for their King Now wouldn't it be amusing if Jim showed He's still looking for the invitation to the A D Pi Invitational that was somehow lost in the Fraternity row is more crowded this Seems that there- are five new fraternities on Sigma Beta Theta Phi Delta Pi Kappa Alpha and Sigma Alpha What a little payment of dues won't do for a It's trophy-time again along fraternity Don president of has been going around passing out scholarship Of all Don Must have been interesting to watch Don hand the top scholarship award for fall quarter to own Sigma Even more amusing was when Don gave the Lambda Chi's the award for the most improved The Lambda Chi's didn't even offer him a little And speaking of here is a We were amazed by the good behavior of Sigma Here Sigma Chi was fined for drinking at the Triad while the Sigma Nus are preparing for their all on converting the tweedy bartender at the But for further contact the Alpha Phi's they know all about We walked into one of the more sedate fraternity houses the other night around midnight and were very disappointed to find out that one of our favorite fraternity presidents had just lost seven dollars in a poker Too hut that's what happens when principles invade fraternity |