| Show E w YEAR RESUL L V ES dont plunge eastly but consider carefully promises you male maks by bill gentlesk gent gentle a do f tor b jan a tit BEWARE bor uary I 1 approaches it la to time or you to bogin to pause in your wild and woolly career for or tho nonce and consider wisely and well mall the particular stylo style of 0 good reeo reso ilu tlona that it la in your arm orm purpose to liput into immediate and drastic effect en on that dati dat do LOI lot plunge hastily anto the matter and anol waito waite a perfect ily dy good resolution prom from bay my personal por per eoral soral experience I 1 know that it la Is a human rea kneas in a moment of sentimental and saffron hued regret to tie oneself aup p eo go tight la in an and considered new nevrik ifera resolution it takes till january 15 do separate parate jie oneself from it and it can ibbe ia done then with considerable mental balai ani anguish jai aad I 1 bare have on hand now a varied and naneral job apt lpt assortment ot a morn a bod rood resolutions adopted anant annaly by the committee on an clodi at lit fit annual between the and slat of december none of 0 theao these resolutions ties been used long at a time they are inot frayed on the elges or in ithe bushing from rom excess of use they look dook awfully good at this gladsome gla deome tums odthe of til e year when onee ones bank account appears delicate and remorseful this Is the time for a good resolution ao I 1 A 4 W OR to maice make ita its appeal to arox you survey the field with an aux lous taus and appealing eye and look ting for comfort an J succor the good aeao lution stepa steps blandly forward with 06 11 bright and cheerful looking efm an bat ea honest face like tho in a cious book as agent ent if of bea P r into your reaby and nerveless hand and saya says sign here bere you aro are in me mental or physical condition to re dune you cant turn anything down enuch less a good ro anition it Is likely the night before befort you could not even turn the bedclothes down but probably rested your weary head on the pillow and spread your classic form over tho the hand worked enow snow white counterpane count you put out your hand to olad ivory but throb bing nut and try ta to recollect your thoughts you smon tally review the vast and aae in it to capar you up not a single brighi spot dr 0 top of thia someone sticks a package of loiter letters under the door voc open them and there you alad the gas zas bill the coal bill thorent athe grocery bill tind you vainly calculate at what time lime next spring by the economy and by cutting out r and highballs high balls aucar reasonably expect spur bank account to ba i convalescent atre sa re 12 to 0 In faor favor of the good rox ju HOD mon you oter to remember it f the good now facing you looking so trang vigo vico raue rows has ha ever boea been introduced trod to you before betom it looks fa jun it by any ability be the stame good resolution that you fell for or last year which gare gave promise ot of carrying you through the good od ye r 1916 holding you firmly on A permanent eat seat on tho water cart and free from the nasty effects of king nicotine you recall with what joy oy you embraced bald good resolution a year ago how you ell fell upon tta its neck and clung to it in to your hour of distress dia trea aud and brunette remorse rera orae you reflect that it ought to tn be a good reao reso gutlon because it to a made in america tut wit more of leas less distrust die truet you rau raw embar that something got wrong with it during the first inning and it permitted you to blow blowup tip with the bases full and nobody out alway way you mutter you are no good you tailed failed me once and you will do r arain then you turn your bloodshot eye both of thorn them being that way to the dresser and you behold the necktie given you by the wife of your bosom and with a broken mob ob you snatch the blank from tho outstretched hand of good resolution and once more you are on IJ baten 0 ten if it you do it t and you will nhut shut both eyes and hold on to that good resolution till the fourth of july dont look it t over for it you do observe ita its imperfections simpli exercise the tenacity of a bull pup and hold bold on if you las last till 1 pe fourth furth it will ili be ealer a at least I 1 am told ao so birmingham agi herald |
