Show czar cron louis fu mis 0 th abe first dethroned V ar M Ime throne d by hy court 4 A lauber recorder of the city olerice of ol price legal egal adviser to mayor gunderson and the city council and gen earsl all around pooh bah bab of the city of price has been reversed by a court of law but in all probability is not yet convinced there is a possibility of Hs having been mistaken it rame about in this manner when attorney thomas fouts chairman of the citizens party went to laubers office to file the nominees of the citizens Citi party czar lauber condescended to file the ticket have the names printed on the official ballots but he informed mr fouls fouts that he would not put them under a party head bead nor would he put a circle over the names of candidates so that i voter might cast easta a straight ballot by putting a cross in the circle now section session laws of utah for 1909 and section compiled laws of utah for 1911 say that when a convention is not held the names of the candidates may go aoa on a ticket by petition signed by cot less than 50 qualified voters that the party name and emblem may be specified by the eigners signers of the petition and itis compulsory for the recorder clerk or other boffl official cial having charge of the preparation of ballots to cause said party name and emblem to be placed at the head of the ticket the petition contained the names of seventy two qualified electors and in all ways complied with the requirements of the sections quoted those sections are so clear that almost any schoolboy could understand der stand them lauber either or interpret them to mean that anybody except republicans had bad any right to a party name or emblem although he is now holding office as a democrat when mr pouts fouts attempted to convince the czar thac he was mistaken the latter called in such eminent legal advisers as judges F E E woods and W H frye of price and Iless rs mark P braffet and ferdinande ericksen of salt lake these disciples disel Ples of blackstone and cedar brook upheld mr lauber whereupon he almost exploded with his own importance but fouts act at all like he waa was expected to perform la in the light of the great knowledge that lad been poured over his poor benighted head bead he should have meekly bowed his head and said 4 thy will be done oh ob most learned son SOD of the moon and brother to the stars tars but nary a bow nary a confession instead the man of law muttered mh such profane sounds as piffle bosh and likewise inquired where do you get that noise nol lse and that all this obscure country lawyer not knowing he was supposed to give up the ghost and surrender to the dictum of czar louis le UIS I 1 A T hied himself to his law office absorbed till more e knowledge and then began to dictate to the little lady who operates the typing mill in hi his place of meditation and action when tho the lady dy of nimble fingers had typed full pages of reasons why czar cluber L auber should allow the townspeople denominated citizens to remain on earth and have a ticket at tho the 4 pilla next tuesday day the lawyer man 1 bled him to the chambers of one albert 11 II christenson a judge of buarl repute who did then and th thure re summon the illustrious son of tf the moon to appear in court and show cause why he should not do as the said citizens had petitioned on tuesday morning the czar sent a pleader of heavy wood to the judges bench to plead his cause for a man on a sorry mission he did exceeding ij wj but the fleadet for the people hailed as 4 tom fouts did then deliver himself of law and logic and the judge did say ha be would meditate u until nt he had bad broken his fast and it came to pass that after the midday meal the said judge did enjoin the heavy man to proceed to his master the brother of the stars and to him u in effect thus saith the honorable court that you foith with proceed pd to print and publish a goodly amount of election tickets in one column thou shall pat put the caption citizens party ticket and dodou do you then and there put a circle of goodly size beneath that caption and still lower thou cause to be printed the names of H S robinett who aspires to be mayor of one tain town called price also the names of such other citizens ai are denominated in one certain petition ns s candidate on said citizens party ticket all this doya ya without plaint and at great haste that there may bo be no waiting when the day of counting noses shall come and the czars pleader bowed ills his court liest bow and hastened to cany the judgment to his master thit he might escape the agath of his own foolishness and now there are those of the populace who cry out in anger saying verily verily but for this bluest judge this roan man louis I 1 would have cheated us of our heritage behold now we vve shall swear one to the other that ro more shall he sit in judgment upon us but rather shall he seek refuge with those of his kind as mark and ferd and other enemies of the people we have done with him and when the other and lesser judges shall count the bits of paper on the second day of the hixt moon let it be written in tie the municipal archives that the good people of price have rid themselves of one recorder surnamed louis amen |