Show on the vater water wagon the alfalfa delegate was paying his first visit to a city of any size standing on oa the sidewalk he chanced to see a sprinkling cart coming down tho the street and no sooner bad had he set eyes on the thing that he began to laugh like the boy at a minstrel chow say old pal he remarked ked hilariously riou sly punching a cop in tho the ribs dont that just beat al all don t what beat all responded tha the wondering cop what ine we joke just look at that feller on that replied the alfalfa party pointing to the sprinkler that berned chump wont ont have a drop of water left by the time ho he gets home philadelphia telegraph |