Show to robert W esquire known to bartenders as boozy bob say bob I 1 hope you wont get mad and ana have me up for libel because I 1 want to knevi real bad just why you quote the bille somebody said joined the church arid prayed and sang each minute but after quite a careful search I 1 find theres nothing in it in fact your chance of heaven bob grows evry day more saint peter wont give you mob cause prayers wont mix with whisky so I 1 wondered why the dickens jou you quote holy writ in bun bunches chei u until a friend gave mo me the clew with one of his pet hunches he says that once you set a man to trace your family tree and that the chap traced up your clan most full and faithfully he fie sass the reason that you are to quote tho the scriptures liable Is that your trees trens been traced so far directly to the bible for instance when you want it thought that you are very pious its just because you have been taught youve sprung from ANANIAS i and when youre talking through your hat and spouting off your gas its on account of thinking that youve sprung from ASS now bobby please be kind enough to say if this is true and remember that with all your bluff ewe twe think the world of you MRS GRUNDY |