Show POGO Gains In Down Voting Nears Australia in and other minority groups in this Australian city today protested against the invasion of this Island Continent by the American Marsupial candidate for Pogo are prepared to offer our own a Platypus by who is the darling of college and university students throughout the length and breadth of our said a prominent feel what the United States needs is a man who is right down to And we are the people who can offer such a Our candidate is as flat on the ground as anybody can A spokesman for the Kangaroo contingent said that this was not the fact of the explained the we don't care a fig as to where this man stands on the we want to know how does he feel about The Marsupial faction pointed out that the have certain peculiar habits which might not be dignified and certainly would be out of place in the White said a source close to the Great Barrier lay eggs and suckle their This has been hotly denied by the They claim that only the female of the species lays The Marsupials have countered with the explanation that the Presidency of a great sister republic is hardly the place for such no matter what part of the family engages in the pur- is no room in the white House for egg sternly warned an elder o A. This is for the American peo-T angrily points out the Morning in a lead laying is not a criminal offence and where can it be done better than The Kangaroos have not as yet |