Show Matt Mumbles Monday was lower than the usual low Monday this because people all over campus spent a great deal of time on an inferior looking up in desperation at the world above The Mumbling unnaturally Is inclined to attribute all this to the fact that Mondays are terrible but the snowfall of Sunday night may have had something to do with the reclining positions Utes automatically took as soon as they came in contact with slush and slick First of the victims was Ger-aldine who stood in artistic contemplation beside the art leaning meditatively on a The driver of the car was one of those uncouth individuals with no concern for and he put everything in reverse and Gerry in a Another unidentified person rambled through the Annex forgetting snowshoes and all the other obvious obviously needed for obvious Other students with more presence of and safer had already tracked snow into the a sliding person sliding down a long Mass catastrophe occurred in the Annex parking which beautiful skating rink is still going to waste because students forget to wear their ice skates in the Give us one more week and one more and the University of Utah will replace Sun Valley and the Swiss Alps in the if not the of winter The Chronicle is full of interesting try to say this as much as possible for diplomatic I may get my salary raised to a Every day unusual little tidbits appear in print which awe and amaze the local reading circulation obtain reading count number of Chronicles in wastepaper basket and multiply by score of most recent philosophy This was the case in Monday's Most of the way down the but centered iri the most fashionable newspaper was an article about the play The fourth paragraph of said article contained the fascinating statement that radio Mildred was to return in this play to her first University acting role in many years The Mumbling One admits but claims the talent of Playing the radio better than any other musical and resents this upon its 1 In other if The Chron- i icle and Miss Baker aren't the Mutterer will cut every power lino within 27 miles and appear with a portable on the flagpole in front of the Park being more radio-womanish than probably That Is a We must try to be more accurate about these things mustn't |