| Show Matt Mumbles According to a Chronicle article of recent Hoop received a fiery kickoff Friday This was interesting to the Mumbling One for more reasons than but two will be we always thought kick-offs were concerned with and we were armed with retractions and corrections and all the other instruments of until we noticed that Jack Curtice was emceeing the whole We have now coma to definite The mounting cost of athletics has forced University officials to combine all the various and since football and are the major drawing cards at this these two have received first To begin basketball rallies will always be refereed by football who will also spend a great deal of time teaching the boys to bounce footballs down a basketball A chance has now been provided for more boys to participate in the Great American Game since each team will use eleven The basketball coach will develop new and intricate plays to eliminate mobbing on the In the whole thing will be entirely less since the wearing of football uniforms by players and football garb by spectators will make heating of the Fieldhouse completely A lot of gridiron re-grassing will be although some additional expense will be involved in replacing basketball floors torn up by football It is that means will be taken to clear up this problem before the Utah-Army The second very interesting feature of the article in the Chronicle was the sentence that ran case of the rally will be moved Since the prime feature of the rally consisted of this bigger-n-anything the Chronicle whose instincts are more than anything spent the whole next day devising rituals and snow-and-fire-rain-dances to bring on the white stuff and move that rally in to the center of the basketball We were of because those boys who sweep the floor between halves of basketball games want to have bother with a bunch of charred boards and they sent a special delivery to those in charge of making it difficult for th 3 Mumbling One to drive Same and called off the The basketball in all is now required to chant before each no gods like the snow we think it would have made a dandy Also noted in the in Monday's an offered ski insurance policy with the most unique terms the Mumbling One Expense Accident Policy Pays up to for Treatment of Accidental Death in Effect for a Full This was absolutely fascinating in its Just think of receiving for treating an accidental if you do have to wait a whole year to see if the death's going to last or if it's just one of those will-o-the-wisp an accidental skiing death that requires worth of hospitalization must be one of those real neat ones sung about in that what a way to song so popular in of the ad was misspelled or The original copy read up to for Medical Expense for Accidental Death In Effect for a but we think Mutual of and Ed Siegel of Salt Lake ought to leave it this It has a small secret beauty of its |
